dear Femslash_today porn battle,

[lyssie]

Please be interesting and good. Stop with the sucking (people on my flist excepted, btw, even if I don't read the fandoms/pairings you wrote).

And someone shoot femme_slash_fan. Dear fucking christ, someone shoot her.

It would be nice if my brain would actually work, too. Sigh.

-me

Comments

[musicforcylons.livejournal.com]

Has Robert Goulet got your brain?

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

YES

[ex-spockette108.livejournal.com]

And someone shoot femme_slash_fan. Dear fucking christ, someone shoot her.

YES OH GOD YES. *implodes with hatred*

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

If only I could kill people with my mind. It would make things so much better.

[quietlybemused.livejournal.com]

Cyberman!

Give me a gun, a getaway car and an alibi, and I'll shoot whoever you want. Yes, it's been one of those days. *g*

[meeshy.livejournal.com]

*wholeheartedly agrees* This is the second person who has asked to shoot said fan, and so I agree, without having even read the "fic" (I use the term loosely from what I've been told of this persons creations!)

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

i can at least offer Hershey's kisses and an alibi. And I'll drive.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

I understand that not everyone's going to write epics, but. Dude, I highly suspect the reason the turn-out's been so low is that people look at it, see the quality, and decide it's not worth it.

sigh.

[quietlybemused.livejournal.com]

Make that Cadbury's chocolate and I'll bring the cricket bat. :)