*looks furtive*

"Your viper talks to me."

Kara was sleepy, so the words didn't really register. "What?"

Shifting her a bit, Sam yawned. "Your viper. It talks to me."

"Sam. My viper is a machine."

"I know. It still talks to me."

Rolling her eyes, Kara poked him, "Stop that."

"When you're out there," Sam explained, not letting it go. "It sometimes says things like, 'that was a close one, damn'."

"You're weird."

"And you married me," he replied smugly.