ranty

[lyssie]

1. Just in case people were wondering, yes, I do like having an actual job. And possibly, the next time someone tells me I must enjoy being out of work and having other people take care of the bills I'll actually rip their face off instead of taking it meekly.

2. Fandom's bitch I may be, but I'm getting tired of writing fic to spec and getting little to no reaction. Next time someone wants "the girls of SG-1 kidnap Cameron and play poker on him" fic, look for someone else to fucking write it.

3. If my writing sucks, fucking tell me.

4. Stop telling me that if I want more fic like X I should write more fic like X. 'Cause you know what? I don't want to read my own fic.

4a. Although it is comforting to actually have it to read when faced with the multitude of shitty fic out there.

5. I don't fucking care if you're doing nano.

Comments

[surreallis.livejournal.com]

1. WTF? Asshats.
2. What the... dude, I totally missed that. D'oh!
3. It doesn't. If someone says it does, flip them off.
4. Heh! Is it bad that I felt like saying, "If I wanna fucking complain about some shitty fic, I WILL! SO THERE!"
4a. amen.
5. So you don't want people to mail you updates? And maybe call every 100 words or so? :P

[sisterpandora.livejournal.com]

*snuggs*

[havocthecat]

1. Yeah, because job hunting is so easy, and of course you would've found a job ages ago if you'd only been applying yourself. You and all my other out of work friends who would dearly love to be employed. Hurting someone who says that is kinda forgivable.

2. I read that fic. I loved that fic! (And I plead 'I was on vacation' as to why I didn't comment. I had online time to read, but not to comment on much.)

3. Your writing does not suck. If it did, I...well, I probably wouldn't say anything. Which means I wouldn't comment on stories, and I wouldn't tell you flat-out that your writing doesn't suck.

4. Oh, boy, that old trope again? I write what I want to write, but if I'm writing it, why would I want to read it for entertainment? I hate that line.

4a. Good point.

5. Okay! I'm certainly not upset by that, though I obviously am only talking for my semi-apathetic self.

[daisycm83.livejournal.com]

*blinky blink blink*

...Hug?

[woodface]

*flails* I missed that fic! *goes read*

*snuggles*

[centerspire.livejournal.com]

Um...love you. Look, naked Kara!

[thatpalebluedot.livejournal.com]

1. ..the fuck???

2. HUH? See 4.

3. *crickets chirp loudly*

4. I enjoy all your stories hon, whatever they are (though I don't usually read the non-crossover BSG ones, just cause I don't watch it and it's harder to follow.)

*hugs*

[lytarules.livejournal.com]

1-5 *passes chocolate*

[annerbhp.livejournal.com]

You sound like you need some porn. But maybe that is just me.

As for #3, uh...no. 'Cause it doesn't. It *so* doesn't. I am on standby to gush about your writing anytime you need. I can do fangirly like nobody's business. It's actually quite frightening.

[endis-ni.livejournal.com]

Just to tide you over until the day I figure out how to send chocolate through the wires (and retire fat and wealthy). Hugs!

[syxp.livejournal.com]

Your writing sucks.

Now go make some more sucky stories for me to not enjoy. :P

I don't even know what nano is so I don't fucking care either. *rages*

And I would pay money to see you actually rip someone's face off because that would be the coolest thing ever.


sharon