1. I honestly wouldn't expect the rage on that one to go away, even with a rant. Because you are so not the slacker type, and that's pretty freaking obvious to anyone who knows you.

2. You know, I think we've all had that "But doesn't anyone ever read my fic?" reaction. God knows I get it too.

3. The cult of nice is a bitch to deal with, because on a bad day, it's about half a step away from the cult of passive-aggression. Which I try to avoid like the plague.

4. *giggle* Oh, well. You know, we can just call it a learning experience or whatever, and then ignore the hell out of it.

5. I so get that one. And I am remarkably unflappable about it. So I'm good.