-100 words, in which we see Rose Tyler interacting with a hacksaw in some way -200 words, in which a cup of tea has to be used in a way you wouldn't expect -300 words, in which the 7th Doctor tells us why he doesn't like bees -400 words, in which Legolas the elf is humiliated in some way -500 words, in which Magneto and Quicksilver intereact in some way- with the added provisio that the scene is set in the late 60s or early 70s
Is that enough, my Dread Liege, or should I continue?
HOW did I miss this comment when I was at work? I don't know. ANYway. No, it is not. I was doing that yesterday. 'Course, now I just want girlporn. hrm.
I have no idea how you managed to miss it. Eh, I worked on my Fish Like Bikes crackfic today instead, and am now 1700 words in, so I feel all prolific and stuff.
We could gang up on Meesh and see if we can talk her into writing girlporn for us? Right now I'm calling travel airlines for info on child seat prices, and that really drains the writing girlporn mood from you, you know?
Well, yeah, but you've also got all the fun of going to a new Accountemps temp job come Monday. But at least they got you back working somewhere quickly -- stretches between jobs were what always sapped me when I was still working temp.
Ooh. Yes, you should. I have a half-finished Talia/Ivanova piece I should really finish one of these days. But you should so finish the Leia and Inara piece. *nods lots*
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That any better?
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Two Companions, No Soulmates (http://community.livejournal.com/teh_fahrbot/1390.html?#cutid1)
It's 10/Romana and Martha. :D
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Would you like me to ralph on someone you don't like?
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And there is no suitable entertainment to be had. Is it sad that I keep refreshing the femslash wank to see if/when the OP replies?
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But the Sam/Jack shippers who are Certain They Will Get What They Want (or won't, as the case may be), and about to become far more vocal.
omg. Decisions!
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Failing that, I could always bombard you with ideas for fanfic until telling me to shut up and leave you alone gives you something to do?
:)
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*groan* *mope* *drag*
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Yes. Yes you could. Because I may go insane, otherwise.
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Nothing up my sleeves...*pokes hand into top hat*
Oh no that's not right!
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*gets sucked into the hat which now has big sharp pointy teeth*
*chewing noises*
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Thank God it's been a slow day at the clinic so far.
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How about some Ogden Nash?
The one-L lama,
He's a priest.
The two-L llama,
He's a beast.
And I will be
A silk pajama
That there is no
Three-L lllama.
The edition of Nash which I read in junior high had a footnote: "The author's attention has been brought to something called 'a three-alarmer'. Pooh."
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-200 words, in which a cup of tea has to be used in a way you wouldn't expect
-300 words, in which the 7th Doctor tells us why he doesn't like bees
-400 words, in which Legolas the elf is humiliated in some way
-500 words, in which Magneto and Quicksilver intereact in some way- with the added provisio that the scene is set in the late 60s or early 70s
Is that enough, my Dread Liege, or should I continue?
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Note to self: Discover who triple booked the 2:30 slot and flog them.
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Also, is it wrong that I want to write Essex as a sex therapist?
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And on the Quicksilver front, if we're going with the '60s comics themselves... who knows how old he was?
Failing that, I'd say... very small?
Failing that... there's always time-travel?
;)
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huh.
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:)
"Who is the pretty red head?" Martha asked him.
"Romanadvoratrelundar," Romana interrupted.
"Romana for short." The Doctor had a wide smile on his face. "And you're ginger now! I love it!"
Romana, a bit hyper, replied, "And your tongue... is fantastic!"
"Thank you." He blushed. "I would have prefered the ginger."
"I would have prefered that fantastic tongue," Romana teased.
Suffering through the exchange, Martha rolled her eyes. "So I take it she's your ex or something..." she said to the Doctor.
"Yes... or something," the Doctor said, gazing longingly at Romana. "Romana, may I lick you?"
"Oh, seriously, I thought you'd never ask!" she exclaimed with a lascivious grin.
The Doctor licked her, and they made time babies, and Martha never once complained about being the Doctor's soulmate!
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There was no "take me, time lord", but it works. *cackles*
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There was no "take me, time lord", but it works. *cackles*
I know, I know.
Re: :)
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We could gang up on Meesh and see if we can talk her into writing girlporn for us? Right now I'm calling travel airlines for info on child seat prices, and that really drains the writing girlporn mood from you, you know?
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... wow, that was so much more random than I usually am this time of day... : )
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We could. *plots*
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Ooh. Yes, you should. I have a half-finished Talia/Ivanova piece I should really finish one of these days. But you should so finish the Leia and Inara piece. *nods lots*
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