omg.

[lyssie]

So, so, I'm reading deCandido's novelizatin of Resident Evil: Apocalypse, right? Right.

And, and, there's a paragraph, describing Carlos' team. And one sentence is:

Jack Carter and Sam O'Neill, who were, like Carlos, recruited out of the USAF, but had quit to join Umbrella so they could start dating each other.

*dies*

(and for the record, they don't have names in the movie)

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[aj.livejournal.com]

!!!!!!!!

*amused*

[kurukami.livejournal.com]

*dies laughing* There's something I so wouldn't have expected... : )

[surreallis.livejournal.com]

BWAH! Oh, that's SOOOO on purpose!

[driftingatdusk.livejournal.com]

Oh, I love that. Hee!

[morwen_peredhil]

Hee! The author is definitely an SG-1 fan.

Er, I may have seen that movie several times because of Thomas Kretschmann. Hypothetically.

[million-moments.livejournal.com]

That seems to weird to be a coicidence...

[stef94.livejournal.com]

*giggles*
Keith's SO Terri is a writer too and a pretty serious Stargate fan. I'm almost 100% sure he wrote that for her, cheeky bastard ;-)

[mtgat]

*ded from funny*

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

EVEN BETTER. Sam ends up having to shoot Jack 'cause he's dead and a zombie. And then she shoots herself in the head since he bit her. OMG.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

This makes sense, yes. *cackles*

[redstarrobot.livejournal.com]

Baby Etrigan!

[qwirky.livejournal.com]

Their love is so... well, I dunno. Zombie-infested?

[foenix.livejournal.com]

Bwahahahaha.

That's GREAT.

[amilyn.livejournal.com]

That's great! Thanks for sharing! :-)

[fahrbotdrusilla]

LOL but, aww... kinda

[kiri-l.livejournal.com]

Seen today..

DVD Set Touching Evil: Seasons 1 2 3

[unanon.livejournal.com]

That amuses me more than it rationally should. *grin* So...Sam in the book was female too, because on first read it sounds like it could go either way OMG.

*loves homages*

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Yup. Sam's a girl. And Sam's the one Jack bites when he's infected (she then shoots Jack in the head). Their love is so zombified. (not to mention, as said above, Sam then shoots herself in the head since she's now infected with the T-Virus).

[unanon.livejournal.com]

Eee! That's amazingly awesome because...well..that's what they'd DO!

Besides, zombies make EVERYTHING better.

[aj.livejournal.com]

!!!!!!!

And you know the thing that registers most about that sentence is... JACK BIT SAM BACK.

!!!!!!!!!

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

!!

I hadn't thought of that. OMG. *cackles* (I swear, that book made me so amused).

*bounces* (Of course, now I kind of want to write fic about them, which is really silly)

[aj.livejournal.com]

Specifically why they changed last names? Mwaha. Daniel and Teal'c are so worm food if Jack and Sam aren't in the AF anymore. And like... DEAD, dead. Probably before season 7. So you know Janet is all "...!?" and Papa General is all freaked out and believing of Valentine and her cohorts because if Jack and Sam are on the video and are all "GEORGE, THERE ARE ZOMBIES."

WRATH OF PAPA GENERAL.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

The NID sent them to investigate Umbrella. And now, now they're dead (and on that tape, even though they actually weren't--but it's Sam and Jack, and they survive longer, yes).

Barrett shall be very sad. And Daniel and Teal'c will go just a little, ah, badass on Umbrella (with Ba'al's help, because Ba'al is not down with a huge corporation taking his part of the profits--besides, he's sad as he thought Sam Carter was hot).

Meanwhile... err... *spams*

"It's the money, isn't it," Sam teased. She didn't get to tease Jack often, and now was as good a time as any.

"Carter, I don't care about the money!"

She chuckled, "Sam, Jack. Sam. You're Carter, remember? And if you don't care about the money, then why demand Tahiti and a little black bikini?"

"Because you're hot in a little black bikini, and Tahiti's warm."

"Ahhh."

[crantz.livejournal.com]

heeeh.

Oh, I am a verbose one.