lyssie: (Lee verizon)
lyssie ([personal profile] lyssie) wrote2006-07-20 09:18 pm

Random work commentary

The one good thing about Google's blogsearch is that, well, one can put in anything and get, well, anything. Like the following bit of fic...

Starbuck should have washed you out, you stim-junkie. She's saved every pilot
in this fleet three times over and I don't have her grace or patience to hear
another word out of your vile mount." Lee's eyes are sharp sapphires cutting


BWAHAHAHAHAH. There is so much wrong with that excerpt.

1. Lee would never stoop so low, not with a lowly pilot. And he would certainly never reference Starbuck, and say she shold have washed said pilot out.
2. 'Stim-junkie' is a Starbuck insult. Lee would be far more cutting in his tone and words. He'd say something like, "You couldn't hack the pressure before, you sure can't hack it now, so why don't you go crawl back into your bottle of pills, because no one cares about your damage. Clear?"
3. Kat has a vile what?
4. Lee's Sapphire eyes are the best cutting tools, EVER. Use them to slice and dice your lettuce, tomatoes--anything! Just 9999.99!
5. Kara has grace and patience? Since when? Lee! Have you been watching Racetrack again, and thinking she's Kara? I know it's hard to tell the difference, since they're both women and one is blonde and one is brunette. But you should try harder.
6. And Kara has saved every pilot in the fleet a lot. Guess that explains why he thinks she's a glory-hog.
7. Since when does Lee sound like a 12-year old defending his idol?
8. No, really. What's a vile mount?
9. Hey, Lee! What happened to being friends with all of your pilots? Or was it just too much after the hooker frakked you over?

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