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Smallish review, which will contain spoilers for season two of newskool!Doctor Who.
Too. Long.
No, really. You could have cut the ENTIRE Lois crappiness and the movie would've been much better. Parker Posey, Lex, and Supes. *snaps fingers* Even cuttingScott Richard would've worked.
Lois was the most pointless waste of a female character ever. She spends the entire movie whining, and setting women's lib back about a century. Teri Hatcher--who I loathe--made a better Lois.
Hell. Sarah Jane Smith makes a better Lois. But then, Lois ain't no fucking Sarah Jane.
Which brings me to my point: Rusty and Co. can chortle madly as Sarah Jane and the Weasel in School Reunion did the ENTIRE Lois/Supes subplot MUCH MUCH better. Right down the the, "So... grandkids?" bit.
Seriously. Lois started whining about how he Left Her and shit, and I was like, "Damn, Sarah Jane already did this rant, and it was so much better."
Bet Sarah's even written "Why the universe doesn't need the Doctor" (pls note all capitals are beginning sentence words and names in newspaper headlines, kthnx). Sadly, she didn't blow the pulitzer committee for her prize.
AHEM.
Back from my tangent.
Lois's neck should have broken when she was being thrown all over the plane. The plane itself should have been ripped to pieces.
God, the stupid in this movie was painful.
And poor Richard. He's such a NICE GUY, and Lois is such a fucking idiot.
Oh, btw? Clark is a fucking stalker.
Guy watching you through your window, because he is emo and you are with someone else? THAT IS NOT ROMANTIC.
(speaking of, I now dub all emo!cylons emolons)
....dude. That turned out longer than I'd thought it would.
ok. bored now.
Oh. Right.
ETA: Dear Brian Singer, thank you for making this movie instead of X3. Given the pointless shit of this one, I can rest assured X3 would've been as bad.
Too. Long.
No, really. You could have cut the ENTIRE Lois crappiness and the movie would've been much better. Parker Posey, Lex, and Supes. *snaps fingers* Even cutting
Lois was the most pointless waste of a female character ever. She spends the entire movie whining, and setting women's lib back about a century. Teri Hatcher--who I loathe--made a better Lois.
Hell. Sarah Jane Smith makes a better Lois. But then, Lois ain't no fucking Sarah Jane.
Which brings me to my point: Rusty and Co. can chortle madly as Sarah Jane and the Weasel in School Reunion did the ENTIRE Lois/Supes subplot MUCH MUCH better. Right down the the, "So... grandkids?" bit.
Seriously. Lois started whining about how he Left Her and shit, and I was like, "Damn, Sarah Jane already did this rant, and it was so much better."
Bet Sarah's even written "Why the universe doesn't need the Doctor" (pls note all capitals are beginning sentence words and names in newspaper headlines, kthnx). Sadly, she didn't blow the pulitzer committee for her prize.
AHEM.
Back from my tangent.
Lois's neck should have broken when she was being thrown all over the plane. The plane itself should have been ripped to pieces.
God, the stupid in this movie was painful.
And poor Richard. He's such a NICE GUY, and Lois is such a fucking idiot.
Oh, btw? Clark is a fucking stalker.
Guy watching you through your window, because he is emo and you are with someone else? THAT IS NOT ROMANTIC.
(speaking of, I now dub all emo!cylons emolons)
....dude. That turned out longer than I'd thought it would.
ok. bored now.
Oh. Right.
ETA: Dear Brian Singer, thank you for making this movie instead of X3. Given the pointless shit of this one, I can rest assured X3 would've been as bad.