earthlings on fire

[lyssie]

Given fandom_wank's lack of initiative in mocking BSG wank (0 for 3, so far, and the Rom Moore vs. people who like spoilers wank on the SF boards was wankier than every post currently ON fw right now--and that 3 is simply counting the number of wank reports that've been made, not the amount of wank I've seen in regards BSG some of which was my own, to be sure), I'm beginning to think there should be a comm specifically for mockage. Of some sort.

I heard a commercial on the radio today. A commercial by a professional, PAID for by a movie studio... Where they pronounced 'Da Vinci' as 'DavinSEE'.

Have received cd in mail. Now own copy of Frente's Shape. YAYS. Please to expect music pimping posts. *crosses fingers for energy, zomg* (I feel like my feet have forgotten the way to your door...) Also. NOTE TO SELF: SfK and David Bridie and Molly's Yes shut up, A.j.

My roommate seems to have been eaten by her chemistry exam.

In work news, the person who's job I'm now doing? I'd like to reiterate what a FUCKING IDIOT she was. Thank you. I'd also like to note that my computer has been switched for an older one, and I got the old keyboard with it and it's, like, DUDE. That keyboard had obviously NOT BEENCLEANED for the FIVE YEARS the woman had been using it. Major, major, MAJOR ICK.

The worst, though? Opening the mouse to check the crud levels and an inch-long piece of crap fell out.

EW.

I have tolerance levels, damnit.

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[mindset]

You have a journalfen account, don't you? You could post it yourself, on i_wank if needs be. And I don't follow wank_report, but is there a comment there with a detailed entry?

[kali921.livejournal.com]

Sticky keyboards plus mice crud? AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!

Wipe those puppies down with alcohol and strafe those babies down with some serious compressed air. EWWWWWW.

My baby got eaten by a chemistry exam? ;_;

[greycoupon.livejournal.com]

*sniffs* Here I wrote up the details in wank_report today while at work. On My break. Being careful not use spoilers while inlcluding quotes. All the while trying not get caught by coworkers. Also did this while standing on my head, walking backwards. Hmmph.

I am not reloading F_W every five minutes. I swear.

Oh, the douche bag has now invokes Jesus. "We're you pissed off about the discussions of Mel Gibson's "Passion of the Christ" movie, because they told you Jesus came back to life in the end? Do you really see how that doesn't make sense?"

As for the work keyboard. Icky! It's 5 years old? Ask for a new one. Tell them something like the ergonomics don't work for you or better yet, the keys stick or some don't work. Or even. . . .unplug it and break or bend one of the prongs on the plug and tell them it doesn't work and you need a new one. :) Same for the mouse. I had this happen a few weeks ago although I didn't damage the plug on purpose.

[alryssa.livejournal.com]

Oh, EW. *twitches*