I'm not even sure prettifying it will help. Most of the jobs on it have been through temp agencies, and I don't even know how to lay stuff out properly anymore. And WordPerfect's templates are like trying to learn calculus at age three.

Resumes have always confused the fuck out of me, though.

There's a government website with 'job help' on it that either crashes my browser or leads to nothing useful. I mean, like, they lead to scams and shit, "Work from home! Earn 100k/yr!" etc.