....an open letter

[lyssie]

Dear SciFi Channel programming people.

You neglected to put Flesh and Bone in your line-up for this run-through of BSG. This is, apparently, the single episode I am destined never to tape, because despite EVERY PROMO for this week being Kobol 1, you showed F&B instead.

Please fuck yourselves sideways with chainsaws, drip acid on the wounds, roll around in salt and throw the resultant messes off a building.

If there's anything left, I fully expect you to use lye to burn yourselves more.

No love,
Lyssie

ps. Dear Kara: please stop looking so hot.

Comments

[emiwenis.livejournal.com]

why don't you download the ep? :)

[edana-ni-emer.livejournal.com]

Don't hold back, dearie. Tell us how you *really* feel. :-)

[musicforcylons.livejournal.com]

There's a marathon on July 6, or so I've heard.

[nakedtoes.livejournal.com]

*raises an eyebrow* I can't think of any real way to make that image more horrific - well done, you.

[woodface]

Shit, I'm stupid. Eva told me that were finally repeating it yesterday and I didn't make the connection that you wanted to tape it.

Ugh. I'm sorry =o(

[woodface]

PS: But she can't stop being hot! Where would we be is she wasn't? (And omg I will cry if her S2 hair makes her less hot.)

[surreallis.livejournal.com]

They keep *doing* things like that. I swear there's a family of monkeys programming that network.

[drake57.livejournal.com]

I hate when that happens and the thing where you try to watch a new series and always seeing the same episode being played!

[amykay73.livejournal.com]

This is when I thank the Gods for TIVO. Even though Sci-Fi was lying to us, TIVO knew and changed its episode description early enough for me to catch it, as it too was the only one I was missing from my collection.

I would be happy to send it to you in either VHS or DVD format.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Ack. And, see, I'd only miss the Kara--actually, that's a lie. It's probably sad that I liked large parts of Litmus...

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Because I'd rather watch it on my tv, and having to figure out the logistics of downloading, burning to cd, and making sure it's a format compatible with our dvd player is too much thinking.

Besides, the quality would probably be an issue.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

*makes sacrifices to the gods*

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

*bows, smug*

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

's ok. If I'd actually turned the tv on, I would have seen--heck, if I'd simply left it on after watching the DW episode...

*sigh*

And it's not fair. She's always hot. *pouts*

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

10,000 monkeys with a typewriter, and they're going to write Sailor Moon!

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Ooh. I may take you up on that offer if they're not showing it again. (although I will want the dvds, because I'm an image whore, and OMG they will be pretty)

[woodface]

She's even hotter in Flesh & Bone. *sighs*

[amykay73.livejournal.com]

(although I will want the dvds, because I'm an image whore, and OMG they will be pretty)

Not a problem, just let me know for sure and I will burn you a copy.

[amykay73.livejournal.com]

I just checked my guide and they are showing a marathon on the 6th. Flesh and Bone should be on at 5PM Eastern.