...y'know...

[lyssie]

I think I need to leave the sj lists. There's just SO MUCH STUPID.

First, we have a rehashing (time 9,745,321) of Laira and how much Jack was drunk and we all hate her, OMG.

And then someone actually wants that shitty fic where Sam has to have sex with the rest of SG-1.

I ALMOST HAD THAT PIECE OF SHIT FORGOTTEN, FUCKITALL.

*headdesk*

PS. I have no woodface. *flails*

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[lavidaessueno.livejournal.com]

I tried to stop it.

I really did.

*runs and hides from the wrath of lyssie*

[sabaceanbabe.livejournal.com]

And then someone actually wants that shitty fic where Sam has to have sex with the rest of SG-1.

Um, what?

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Sadly, I can't tell you that.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Apparenty, this society subjugates women, blah, and they have superior tech, etc, so the only way for them to get away is if Sam goes all subjugated and has sex with her Men. Who control her.

Or some shit like that. It was painful.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

I know. You at least stopped discussion #234,567,348,324 of how Pete is Teh Eval from ocurring.

Thank god.

[nakedtoes.livejournal.com]

I was one tiny click away from delisting this morning. Tell me: does it actually get any more sensible while a season is actually airing?

[ysrith.livejournal.com]

You all need to tell me which list this is, ?samjack at yahoo.
This sounds fascinating, in a I need snark way

[lavidaessueno.livejournal.com]

There would have been violence if that thread kept going.

But seriously, WTF is up with the mods? If they're not going to moderate, they need to find people who will. That is the only thing that can save that list. I'd unsub, but the snark opportunities can just be too good!

[lavidaessueno.livejournal.com]

*has terrible thoughts of Jack's poke-y penis of DOOM*

[wiliqueen.livejournal.com]

I think I need to leave the sj lists.

Yay! She can be taught! ;->

(Sorry. I've just been boggling forever at the banging-of-head and the repeated "WHY are you still reading this crap again???" from various directions...) {{ hugs }}

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

*laughs* I have a strong snark will. Or something like that.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

No. And I defy any of the idiots on the list to claim otherwise.

[wiliqueen.livejournal.com]

does it actually get any more sensible while a season is actually airing?

:: tries really hard not to laugh hollowly ::

:: fails miserably ::

I've never even been ON the list, but as near as I can tell from reports? It's only worse then...

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

http://tv.groups.yahoo.com/group/samjack17plus

And it's... hard to say what's more fun: the snark possibilities or the stupidity...

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

They don't understand the meaning of the word. Or some crap like that. Or, y'know, they agree with Jaka, and think he's splendid, along with the other Big Name people who contribute to the stupid discussions like this.

[sabaceanbabe.livejournal.com]

At the risk of repeating myself...


Um, what?

[sabaceanbabe.livejournal.com]

Hee. I don't know whether to go check this list out or run screaming the other way.

[lavidaessueno.livejournal.com]

if only we could storm in and stage a coup...

[niira.livejournal.com]

*blink*

..there are no words

[ysrith.livejournal.com]

Ah, I was a member of this and another S/J list a few years ago. I fled early on. It was too freaky

[nakedtoes.livejournal.com]

Ah. Oh dear. I can work with that.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

*laughs* It does have its, ah, moments...

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Just what it sounds like. Very bad. Very painful fic. Wherein there is horrible bleeding from Sam (enough bloodloss that Janet has to hook her up to a bag of blood, iirc) due to her being a virgin when Jack penetrated her.

...yeah.

It hurts remembering it.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

sigh. The only problem is my need for feedback still outweighs other considerations. Oh well. I never said I wasn't shallow.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Running is a good plan.

[woodface]

I'm here!

[havocthecat]

Oh, God. That one. *sigh*

[sabaceanbabe.livejournal.com]

Hee. Actually, that "um, what" was rhetorical. :P

'Cause, dude. Deflowered virgins bleed to death all the damn time.

[sabaceanbabe.livejournal.com]

Yeah, you're probably right. I don't need to see the source in this case to enjoy the snark it causes.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

*laughs* I wasn't sure and wanted to share more of the pain *makes note to write more Helo fic*

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Yay! *pouncetackleclings*

Here. Have Kara and Sam. *shove*

[woodface]

Mmmmmmmmm, gropage.

[woodface]

Dude, feedback goes offlist. So you just need to go there to dump fic and wait for them to mail you. There's no need to actually READ the list.

[sabaceanbabe.livejournal.com]

Oh, yesssss.... More Helo fic. :)

[nakedtoes.livejournal.com]

Just out of curiosity though, do you really get excited by feedback when it comes from people you consider to be idiots, or do you get enough from people whose opinions you respect that you don't care?

[suaine.livejournal.com]

Hahahah... OMG you just love to torture yourself, don't you? (*silently slinks away to join the list so she can watch the train wreck in action*)

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

*beats lj*

Actually, when you put it like that, no, I don't. Hrm.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Hrm. True. I'm just a sucker for reading teh list even with it on webonly.

[elly427.livejournal.com]

*makes love to no-mail*

That way I can just go over, have a laugh, and leave before the insanity gets to me. Wheeeeeeee!

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

I love nomail, too. I think I'm to love no mail, period, also...fgdklserdd *FLAILS* The season 9 trailer. OMG. *STARES*

It was so pretty. (I should not glance at SciFi when NOT paying attention)

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

*giggles*

Have fun! ;)

[liminalliz.livejournal.com]

*adds Daniel's to the mix to make it more terrifying!!!*

[liminalliz.livejournal.com]

*laughs!* Good to know!

[liminalliz.livejournal.com]

Where is the s9 trailer or is it only on the TEEVEEE?

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

I think it is only on the tv. I happened to have it on for background visual noise... And it was suddenly there! And my brain went all squeaky.

[ship-recs.livejournal.com]

S9 trailer: http://www.jackfic.com/interviews.html

Scroll down to the bottom of the page.

[brianamj.livejournal.com]

*squeaks* Thanks for the link... traaaaaaaiiiiller. BEN!

I'm nomail on the list. I'm only there for the fic. Anything else is blah. (cept when I notice stupidity in the subjects, then must look)

[livilla.livejournal.com]

*blink* Even I'm over that. And that's saying something.

... I'm a little scared.

[fallenbelle.livejournal.com]

Exactly. I read the fic and I leave. I have no desire to read about how the spot on someone's ex-boyfriend's penis looks like Pete.