I'm sick of fic where Sam heals Jack's scars by kissing them one by one, and his heart swells with emotion as a consequence and pulls her to him, crushing him. So, a snippet where he kisses her scars and she's all 'WTF are you doing, do you have some kind of a weird fetish or something?' and he flails hopelessly?
And OMFG twice, that's the kind of thing he tries to do too (deleting, that is). Soon I shall doubtlessly find myself writing fiction where Sam cleans out Jack's ears with her tongue and resigns from the Air Force to have his children so that she'll have more time for her, er, oral explorations.
Sorry, sweetie. Ryuu was actually just about to tell you that she needed sleep. (smooches)You can do it on the fic, girl. Still got one to finish m'self. We can wail and gnash our teeth together later, okay?
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If this is too detailed, just ignore me.
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*looks cute*
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EW!!! Someone kill me now, please.
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The original, sappy scary paragraph about Healing Tongues was scary.
The request was not.
Although Sam says she likes having Jack's tongue on her body*pats*
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*writes*
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Yes, but she doesn't like it when he plays 'Join the Dots' with her scarsHealing Tongues - like Healing Dog Saliva! Yay!
Er, I wrote you ear-wax fic(let). *is very sheepish*
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