too. stupid. to. live. OMFG.

[lyssie]

I know this may be kinda dumb but well...

When im logged into fanfiction.net and on my page it says that fanfiction.net doesnt take original stories anymore and to do that at fictionpress so heres my questions.

Why/how does fanfiction.net still let you upload stories? What does original stories mean? Do they have stargate at fictionpress? If so how do you look for that specific show?

And plain old what does that mean the whole we dont accept originals?


...PLEASE CAN I KILL PEOPLE WITH MY MIND?

and please can I have a Kara Thrace of my own, khtnx

ETA: Also, wtf? Why do people want stories where Sam and Jack are married to other people and have an affair with each other?? (anyone know any good romance novels I could recommend on this subject?)

Is infidelity the new black and nobody told me?

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[musicforcylons.livejournal.com]

It's really shaping up to be that kind of day.

[kataclysmic.livejournal.com]

Is infidelity the new black and nobody told me?
Defying the regs just isn't angsty enough anymore. It has to be doubley fobidden!

[kataclysmic.livejournal.com]

*forbidden

[fallenbelle.livejournal.com]

Yeah...defying regs is soooooo old and soooooo last year. It bores me... ;)

Seriously though, maybe it's just people have been watching too many episodes of Cheaters or Temptation Island or something?

[livilla.livejournal.com]

But... I... she...

GAH! MY BRAIN HURTS OMG!

*headwall*

[lavidaessueno.livejournal.com]

Why do people want stories where Sam and Jack are married to other people and have an affair with each other??

because Sam and Jack are just the kind of people to cheat on their spouses, even though they've not broken the regs for eight years?

Er, because TWU WUV conquers all, even marriage.

*nods*

[nakedtoes.livejournal.com]

omfg. list wank? *R loves her new no-mail status*

Because infidelity's fun, and seeing S&J cheat makes them feel good if they're cheating on their SO. Or it gives them hope that if their SO is a total loser they might meet someone better, have an affair and live happily ever after. *is mean, but doesn't care*

[rhi-silverflame.livejournal.com]

Oh, the stupid. The stupid, it burns.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Well, it's wanky now. I posted a list of romance novels that have 'infidelity' in their reviews at a romance novel review site.... ;)

[nakedtoes.livejournal.com]

I saw. And I'm ashamed to admit that I've read one of them - but I was on holiday in Poland, and I ran out of books, and I don't speak Polish, and my family out there don't speak English, and my mother bought it in the airport... *pants for breath*

Anyway, the short of it is that "Love, Honour and Betray", or whatever the hell it's called, contains a lovely subplot where stepbrother and sister indulge in nasty SM, and the infidelity consists of a prostitute initiating intercourse with the husband when he's drunk. Of course, he's so drunk that he thinks it's his wife and doesn't realise till it's over, and then he and his wife adopt the daughter...

*is so so amused* Jaka would love it!

[nakedtoes.livejournal.com]

Oh - and the stepsister (just a slut, not a prostitue) tries to kidnap the daughter (when she's grown up) to basically get her hooked on drugs and get her to be a prostitute herself... *dies* Do you have any idea how desperate I was that holiday?

[lavidaessueno.livejournal.com]

should I be disturbed at this romance novel fixation of yours?

*runs and hides*

[auralan.livejournal.com]

Ugh. Morons.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

*laughs* I don't mind. I just am so... sick of people asking for completely out of character stuff. *cries*

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

*laughs* No... I don't mind them, I just... don't want Sam and Jack in them. *mumbles*

[nakedtoes.livejournal.com]

I want to say something patronising like 'Don't let the idiots get to you - you're far more intelligent than them and better than that' or something, but that would be a tad hypocritical, methinks.

*offers gingerbread and prods for lyssie!fic as a distraction* I haven't fangirled you for, like, three whole days! Hrm - it felt like longer.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

hee. *is so not coherent and brainfull right now*

[nakedtoes.livejournal.com]

*yawns* You're not the only one - I'm going to start singing the 'Adieu' song from Sound of Music if I don't go to bed soon.

Why do you need to know this? *wails*