....

[lyssie]

....

*stares at sjnc17*

So... okay, then.

It's okay to fuel stupid fucking shippy crap by saying, "OMG! Jack wore clothing! Obviously only SAM would make him sleep naked!" But it's not ok to point out just WHY there's a non-shippy reason for the character to have been dressed?

*cries*

I want to kill people with my mind.

Comments

[ilanala]

OMG, what are you talking about! There's no such thing as a non-shippy explanation. EVERYTHING IS SHIP!!!

How do you stand being on that list?

[katcorvi.livejournal.com]

Again, it's quiet and sane under my rock. You should join me. But until then, thanks for keeping me updated on how effin' crazy it is out there on the world wide web.

[elly427.livejournal.com]

Dude. Remember when that was the "sane" list that didn't meowboom at the drop of a hat?

I wish you could kill people with your mind. I really do.

[matt1969.livejournal.com]

*blinks*

you know, I guess I don't read much into anything... because, I didn't think anything of him being dressed.

come to think about it... wasn't Kerry dressed as well?

maybe he got home late and she was already asleep
maybe he'd already been out of bed
maybe, they just didn't 'do it' that night
maybe it was cold...

who knows *shrug* I wasn't particularly fussed

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

*cries on Matt* You are sane. Yay!

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Because I am a feedback whore.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

*clings* Yes. Hrm. *prods at brain* I want porn.

[ilanala]

Understandable, but is any amount of feedback worth putting up with those kind of morons?

[mylittleredgirl.livejournal.com]

*GASP*

That's like even MORE anti-ship! Because if they are in such a comfortable relationship that she sleeps over and they don't even *have* to do sex... oh, my, we must explode in meowboomage for AT LEAST a week to ten days.

[matt1969.livejournal.com]

You are sane.

that might actually be the first time someone has said that about me.

some of the people on those lists scare me. Just recently there was a woman speculating on the fact that RDA was quite possibly in Vancouver the day AT's baby was born. She was wondering if RDA had been with her at the hospital or gone to visit her that day or something.

Um, yeah. Of course he did. Because he's far more important than AT's own husband who's actually the father.

[matt1969.livejournal.com]

I should hang up my shipper lanyard right now, shouldn't I. Oh bad person that I am for thinking it's possible for that amount of comfortableness to exist between them and others.

*shrug*

I've been yelled at before for stating that it's just a tv show, and that neither Sam or Jack are actually real!

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Hee. Personally, I thought it was cute as hell... but I'm weird like that. (and you're victorian! So you like him clothed!)

[nostalgia-lj.livejournal.com]

She's like "omg jack, why are you CLOTHED while we sex?"
and he's like "cos I r old! i have bellyness and manboobs!"
and kerry was all "omg, i no care, bitch! i luff u!!elevnty!"
and he's like "whatEVAR"
and so she's all "omfg then YOU NO SEE MY BOOBIES. I cover myself!"
and then they sexed clothed, amen.

[nostalgia-lj.livejournal.com]

omg next ppl wiLL say they HOLDED HANDS! and that he was maybe NOT thinking of Sam when he sexed kerrY!!

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

*g* Well, you are, otherwise you'd be telling me that Kerry just sleeps over 'cause she has nightmares. Or something.

....see, that kind of the thing SCARES me.

I need a drink.

[nostalgia-lj.livejournal.com]

At least they didn't speculate on whether he was at the conception...

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

*laughs*

Actually, I suppose this begs the question. If sex with Jack was so bad, why did Kerry pretend to dump him because of Sam?

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

...ew.

[nostalgia-lj.livejournal.com]

Well, omg, it wented liek this.
She were all "omfg, you are BAD AT SEX, yo. I no longer want you."
And he was sad and went "WAAH!"
and she was like "YOU CAN;T EVEN GET IT UP BITCH!"
and he cried
so she sighed and was all "omg, fine i leave you cos you fancy someone else."
and he were happy.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

plus, I have this insane desire to prove that there are people stupider than me every so often.

*is shallow*

[ilanala]

That shouldn't be too difficult. Two seconds on a mailing list like that and you'll find at least ten.

[liminalliz.livejournal.com]

I love how we angst over choices made for television censorship rules over rational character sense. WTF?!

[mylittleredgirl.livejournal.com]

*hides head under cushion and CRIZ*

Because EVERYONE knows that you can't be in love -- or even in lust -- with more than one person in your entire lifetime.

[elly427.livejournal.com]

I keep half expecting that from some of the more rabid
(read: delusional) shippers. Yuck.

[elly427.livejournal.com]

You're assuming reality is entering into it. That's a dangerous assumption in this fandom. ;)