*facepalms* Out of the mouths of shippers...

[lyssie]

Personally, I'm hoping AT will have a heart-to-heart conversation with Sam, convince her of the "joys of motherhood", and she'll realize that Jack is from the deep end of the gene pool
wherein she should dip.

I believe I require tequila.

Comments

[emiwenis.livejournal.com]

:O

*facepalm*

[livilla.livejournal.com]

Oh, Jesus... Not even I'm that rabid. Or psychotic.

See? See?

[nique.livejournal.com]

They're insane! Batshit fucking crazy! I think the show induces dementia!

[rosewildeirish.livejournal.com]

*bursts out laughing, omg*

OK, honestly? I have looked at some men I've known and went, "God, that man should breed." Jack O'Neill (or RDA) has never really triggered that in me.

[redstarrobot.livejournal.com]

Because babies make us fulfilled as women! Without reproduction, life is nothing, and love is incomplete! And, oh yeah, my favorite, because Sam is a real person who can be spoken to and convinced to have an attitude change, instead of a frickin' character whose lines and character development are written by a bunch of guys in an office...

[emiwenis.livejournal.com]

he aint the brightest crayon in the box...

[qwirky.livejournal.com]

*seriously started laughing*

Oh GOD. Ahahahaha. *dies*

[rosewildeirish.livejournal.com]

Sometimes, it's not about brains...and yet, still never had that thought about RDA or O'Neill.

[stexgirl2000.livejournal.com]

O_o

Man, those people are fucking nuts.

[emiwenis.livejournal.com]

i love jack, but still. XD

[edana-ni-emer.livejournal.com]

Someone now needs to make an O'Neill-being-particularly-airheaded icon, with 'Not the deep end of the gene pool' on it. :-)

OMFG.

[aj.livejournal.com]

...

Gimme the fucking rum. Don't care if I go from sober to hangover to sober again. I'm PUSHING PAST THE PAIN.

*needs to be drunk*

Re: OMFG.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

But, A.j, WHY has the rum gone?

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Yes, boss. *salutes*

[lavidaessueno.livejournal.com]

OMG. *shoots beer out her nose*

[elly427.livejournal.com]

Brain melting . . . urge to kill rising, rising, RISING. . . .ooo! Lyssie!porn . . .. urge to kill fading . . . .

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

*laughs* *lovesyou*

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

*eyes*

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

They make my brain hurt. But also, provide hours of amusement. ;)

[http://users.livejournal.com/cecilialisbon_/]

OK, now I thought I was bad. That's just...

*shakes head in woeful manner*

[alryssa.livejournal.com]

Jack is about as deep (usually) as a soup dish.

[triciabyrne1978.livejournal.com]

Okay, usually it's fic that gets me laughing or whatever first thing in the morning. Here... well... I'm not afraid if I should laugh or cry...

I'm a shipper... But for the love of God WTF?!?!?!

I've got it!

Laugh AT them... Cry FOR them.

There.

My day has begun.

[beckyh2112.livejournal.com]

Can she look at Teal'c and realize he's from the deep end of the gene pool instead? Or Danny? Or Jonas?

Now I need Sam/Teal'c porn to save my soul. *trundles off*

[karma-aster.livejournal.com]

(dazed)Absolutely batshit fucking insane...all of 'em. Sam and Jack with a kid? Doesn't that actually constitute child abuse in some places?

(is joking...sorta)

[auralan.livejournal.com]

*gawks*

Clearly the logic fairy isn't visiting her house.

[edana-ni-emer.livejournal.com]

Good show, good show. Carry on. *waves hand pretentiously*

[erica-w.livejournal.com]

I'm beginning to wonder if the logic fairy has completely abandoned this fandom. They seem to be growing exponentially.