Pondering in the shower is bad for my morals.

[lyssie]

Seriously. I was thinking about Battlestar Galactica. And I wanna know, are there going to be ship wars? Because I think there are a total of three ships, right now, that could cause this.

Lee/Kara
Lee/Roslin
Adama/Roslin

Now, I figure you can discount the last, as the only people hating on it will be the Adama/Kara people, and there aren't that many of them.

But!

How long until Kara is called a slut and a whore and Not Right for poor innocent Lee? And, so, of course, he must be with Roslin, because she is so nice and lets him be himself!

Of course, the retaliation will be to make Roslin wishy-washy, and Old, because obviously, Lee is all Fruedian about her, so Kara will fix him with her Pure Love!

...And the slashers will be able to sit this one out, unless it's the Adama/Lee people, who will totally claim it's all about the Edgy Incest.

The Helo/Tyrol people will be a small minority, I suspect.

I want popcorn.

Comments

[cosmic.livejournal.com]

Hey, what about Roslin/Kara? *g* Or, uh, Lee/Billy?

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Hrrm. Could work. Popcorn?

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Ohh! Good point. Except that D/Billy is not all in my head and they are so cute (kinda like early Alex/Lorna), that I don't think of them as seperate people.

And there's Cally/Kara, I suppose...

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Their love is so replicated!

Er...

Cally/Lee actually could kinda work. They're both cute and naive and sweet. *considers* Heh... Yeah, that could work. Especially when he comforts her after the traumatic events of Bastille Day...

[wiliqueen.livejournal.com]

*waits for teenage girls to start calling Starbuck AN EVIL WHORE OMG*

You mean they haven't already? Dude. They're slipping.

[ilanala]

If it turns out this way, I may have to run screaming from the fandom, and that would be sad. I can hardly handle one fandom with crazy shipper wars...

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Awww, but batshit insane shipper wars go well with popcorn!

[liminalliz.livejournal.com]

LEE/ROSLIN IS THE ONLY WAY! OMG! :wanks and flamz:

[ianmcin.livejournal.com]

Kara/Baltar, baby!

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

*snicker*

I, of course, am an unpardonable femslasher. So, I suppose I'm stuck in a corner. With popcorn. ;)

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

ew.

I should've remembered that. For the squick factor alone. Plus, does Kara know where he's been? Who knows how much syphillus the man's picked up over the years...

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

omg. I just realized. Does this make Starbuck Maddie Pryor?

[wiliqueen.livejournal.com]

I'd think that'd be Boomer, wouldn't it? Just 'cause there are more than one of her?

[wiliqueen.livejournal.com]

No kidding. One of the primary benefits of/for Number Six is that she can't catch his cooties...

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Good point. (unless Kara sleeps with her lover's brother, because then she IS Maddie sleeping with Alex in the Outback, and it's all wrong, because that makes Adama Corsair -- wait! Space Pirates! They are kinda fun...)

[wiliqueen.livejournal.com]

Ow.

You dun broke me.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Mwahahahaahah.

[woodface]

Pfffff, let them fight. I'm in the Kara/Sam corner and I'm staying there. Also *waves small flag for Lee/Cally*

[woodface]

*stares*

[woodface]

I like Cally/Lee too. They'd be cute =o)

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

I know. Dude, we totally have our own corner that no one can touch, 'cause, well, we know it's a Mary Sue, so screw everyone else. ;)

[woodface]

Yes! Unless canon screws us over with Kara/Lee of course. *angsts*

[mylittleredgirl.livejournal.com]

ROBOT SYPHILLUS.