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hrm...
Please note that the following has not been cleared with local Milwaukee Election Officials, and might be wrong. But probably isn't, if, say, you're actually smart.
If you've already voted in any election this year, you can't vote in the presidential election.
So, I guess that means all of those states that have primaries? Are getting rid of half their voters up front.
If you've ever been found guilty of anything, even a traffic violation, you can't vote in the presidential election.
Well, that's me then. Gosh. Next time I won't speed in Pennsylvania.
If anybody in your family has ever been found guilty (and here guilty was misspelled. And you're still thinking this is legitimate?) of anything you can't vote in the presidential election.
I guess all the write-in votes Bush got in 2000 from prisons don't count...
Oh. Right. I'm supposed to be serious. HUH? Suddenly, it's illegal for anyone to vote if someone in their family has ever been found guilty. Sadly, that doesn't exclude politicians, since most of them have the money to buy off the judges and lawyers... but we're not supposed to know about that. Where was I? Ah, yes...
The time to register for voting has expired. If you haven't registered you can't anymore.
Which contradicts what the Kerry/Feingold guy told me on Saturday. And I made him clarify it, too. If you're not registered, you simply take your ID and proof of residency to the polling place and they will register you on the spot.
If you violate any of these laws you can get ten years in prison and your children will get taken away from you.
What laws? The above lines were statements! Laws have all sorts of legal terminology (and are NOT MISSPELLED) that make your brain itch.
....
Wow. There are really stupid people out there. Especially if they believe this crap....
If you've already voted in any election this year, you can't vote in the presidential election.
So, I guess that means all of those states that have primaries? Are getting rid of half their voters up front.
If you've ever been found guilty of anything, even a traffic violation, you can't vote in the presidential election.
Well, that's me then. Gosh. Next time I won't speed in Pennsylvania.
If anybody in your family has ever been found guilty (and here guilty was misspelled. And you're still thinking this is legitimate?) of anything you can't vote in the presidential election.
I guess all the write-in votes Bush got in 2000 from prisons don't count...
Oh. Right. I'm supposed to be serious. HUH? Suddenly, it's illegal for anyone to vote if someone in their family has ever been found guilty. Sadly, that doesn't exclude politicians, since most of them have the money to buy off the judges and lawyers... but we're not supposed to know about that. Where was I? Ah, yes...
The time to register for voting has expired. If you haven't registered you can't anymore.
Which contradicts what the Kerry/Feingold guy told me on Saturday. And I made him clarify it, too. If you're not registered, you simply take your ID and proof of residency to the polling place and they will register you on the spot.
If you violate any of these laws you can get ten years in prison and your children will get taken away from you.
What laws? The above lines were statements! Laws have all sorts of legal terminology (and are NOT MISSPELLED) that make your brain itch.
....
Wow. There are really stupid people out there. Especially if they believe this crap....