ext_11366 ([identity profile] liminalliz.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] lyssie 2004-09-26 04:41 pm (UTC)

Leia: GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY MAN!
Han: Shit! Leia! God...I can't keep the two of your straight. Fuckin' twins.
Luke: Leia, get over yourself and join us.
Leia: That's just wrong, isn't it?
Luke: You kissed me first.
Han: Oh this is hot.
Leia: Oh, the two of you are INSUFFERABLE.
Han: Luke?
Luke: Yeah?
Han: Do something about this.
*Luke lifts Leia in the air and floats her towards them*
Leia: YOU JEDI WHORE!
*Han pulls her out of the air to topple on top of them*
Han: This is more like it.

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