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....wow...
So. Scary fic idea going through my head. I should be in bed, man. But I can't sleep. The cat won't let me, for one thing. (hey, we have Cheerios...)
Contains a s8 spoiler or two.
So, I have this idea for a fic. Sam and Jack get left behind on a planet (farming community type), and Jack has to 'claim' her as his wife -- or vice versa, acctually. Hrm. Anyway, this community needs kids and parents (reviving after a goa'uld attack). And so breeding pairs are prized, etc.
For a few months, they fake Sam being pregnant.
They get found out.
By now they're an integral part of the community, so the elders glare and growl and grumble, and dump kids on them. A boy about three who lost his parents and infant twins. The boy has a name, the twins get named Janet and Elliott.
So. For, like, two years they can't get back (maybe something to do with sideral rotations and the sun's position relative to the gate's path or something).
Finally, they do, and they take the kids with them.
Pete's moved on (someone missed her wedding. Gosh). And the AF is like, "General, Colonel, you fraternised." and they're like, "The FUCK we did!" Because they didn't. Even though they could have. And it was expected, etc.
I have this cute mental image of them all crashed on Jack's couch, and the older boy (who is a little brat, but he DID see his parents die and stuff) is grumbly, and says something that makes Jack go, "Hey, kid. I love you, but stop being a pain in the ass." and the kid says, "Do you love mom, too?" (Sam). And Jack says, "Yeah, I guess I do." And Sam, who he thought was asleep, her head pillowed on his thigh (they were watching the Simpsons) says, "General Jack O'Neill, you're such a romantic."
Erm.
This is what comes of not being able to sleep enough.
Contains a s8 spoiler or two.
So, I have this idea for a fic. Sam and Jack get left behind on a planet (farming community type), and Jack has to 'claim' her as his wife -- or vice versa, acctually. Hrm. Anyway, this community needs kids and parents (reviving after a goa'uld attack). And so breeding pairs are prized, etc.
For a few months, they fake Sam being pregnant.
They get found out.
By now they're an integral part of the community, so the elders glare and growl and grumble, and dump kids on them. A boy about three who lost his parents and infant twins. The boy has a name, the twins get named Janet and Elliott.
So. For, like, two years they can't get back (maybe something to do with sideral rotations and the sun's position relative to the gate's path or something).
Finally, they do, and they take the kids with them.
Pete's moved on (someone missed her wedding. Gosh). And the AF is like, "General, Colonel, you fraternised." and they're like, "The FUCK we did!" Because they didn't. Even though they could have. And it was expected, etc.
I have this cute mental image of them all crashed on Jack's couch, and the older boy (who is a little brat, but he DID see his parents die and stuff) is grumbly, and says something that makes Jack go, "Hey, kid. I love you, but stop being a pain in the ass." and the kid says, "Do you love mom, too?" (Sam). And Jack says, "Yeah, I guess I do." And Sam, who he thought was asleep, her head pillowed on his thigh (they were watching the Simpsons) says, "General Jack O'Neill, you're such a romantic."
Erm.
This is what comes of not being able to sleep enough.
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But, maybe it is and maybe it isn't. Sam has Pete, Jack has let her move on. And they're both still in the AF.
"We can't fraternize."
"Right."
"Stop looking at me like that, Carter."
"Like what, sir?"
"Like I'm a hot fudge sundae."
"*groan* Oh, god. Ice cream. Chocolate. You're an evil man, General."
"So I am."
"We still can't--"
"So, about the harvest..."
Mainly because the two of them are like a train-wreck, and they would get the hang-up of.... "We are getting rescued." "Yep." "No sex." "Damn."
At least. In my head...
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And then they get found and brought back to earth and now they have condoms and birth control pills and what not but Sam's still all angsty about the sex.
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*pokes Sam* Just jump him already!