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By popular demand....
The Wizard World quote list! Including the recasting of Lord of the Rings, with the X-Men (becuz ohmigod, it works, yo)
"A.j. get up & pry Shai off your ass, we're going to eat!" - Drea.
"Hey, A.j., you wanna see my throwing star?" - Drea.
"Augh! Don't do that, I'm pulling my pants up." - Shai to A.j.
"It's a feat of modern engineering."
"She's got flying buttresses and everything."
"HUGE tracts of land." - A.j., Timey, Drea
"Gay porn doesn't beat around the bush." - Mike.
"My shemale sense is tingling." - Jim.
"My camera's dead. I need 2 AA batteries."
"I have one!"
"...Anybody else worried by that?" - A.j., everybody else, Drea.
"You can never be tired of porn!" - Timey & Nina in chorus.
"We're kind of in the family values portion of the evening." - A.j.
"If you can't keep it in your pants, at least keep it in the family." - A.j.
"Contessa could walk in on Xavier & a monkey and not be disturbed." - CurlyJo
We also recast LotR with the X-Men.
Aragorn: Scott Summers
Arwen: Jean Grey
Legolas: Warren Worthington III
Merry & Pippin: *interchangeably* Jubilee and Angelo
Frodo & Sam: Bobby Drake & Hank, on a quest for twinkies.
Elrond: Chuckles Xavier
Gandalf: Magneto (duuuh)
Saruman: Mister Sinister
Sauron: Apocalypse
Boromir: John "Thunderbird" Proudstar
Faramir: Jimmy Proudstar
Galadriel: Emma Frost
Gimli: Logan
Celeborn: Sean Cassidy
Haldir: Synch (Everett Thomas)
Random Silent Elves: Artie & Leach
Isildur: Corsair
Theoden: Cable Nathan Summers etc, etc
Eowyn: Kitty Pryde
Eomer: Sam Guthrie
Bilbo: Colossus, who ate the last twinkie.
Theodred: Tyler
Eomund: Stryfe
Denethor: Pyro
Treebeard: Black Tom
Wormtongue: Gambit
Gollum: Psylocke
Balrog: Galactus
Ringwraiths: *interchangeably* Reavers/Marauders
Witch-King of Angmar: Lady Deathstrike
"A.j. get up & pry Shai off your ass, we're going to eat!" - Drea.
"Hey, A.j., you wanna see my throwing star?" - Drea.
"Augh! Don't do that, I'm pulling my pants up." - Shai to A.j.
"It's a feat of modern engineering."
"She's got flying buttresses and everything."
"HUGE tracts of land." - A.j., Timey, Drea
"Gay porn doesn't beat around the bush." - Mike.
"My shemale sense is tingling." - Jim.
"My camera's dead. I need 2 AA batteries."
"I have one!"
"...Anybody else worried by that?" - A.j., everybody else, Drea.
"You can never be tired of porn!" - Timey & Nina in chorus.
"We're kind of in the family values portion of the evening." - A.j.
"If you can't keep it in your pants, at least keep it in the family." - A.j.
"Contessa could walk in on Xavier & a monkey and not be disturbed." - CurlyJo
We also recast LotR with the X-Men.
Aragorn: Scott Summers
Arwen: Jean Grey
Legolas: Warren Worthington III
Merry & Pippin: *interchangeably* Jubilee and Angelo
Frodo & Sam: Bobby Drake & Hank, on a quest for twinkies.
Elrond: Chuckles Xavier
Gandalf: Magneto (duuuh)
Saruman: Mister Sinister
Sauron: Apocalypse
Boromir: John "Thunderbird" Proudstar
Faramir: Jimmy Proudstar
Galadriel: Emma Frost
Gimli: Logan
Celeborn: Sean Cassidy
Haldir: Synch (Everett Thomas)
Random Silent Elves: Artie & Leach
Isildur: Corsair
Theoden: Cable Nathan Summers etc, etc
Eowyn: Kitty Pryde
Eomer: Sam Guthrie
Bilbo: Colossus, who ate the last twinkie.
Theodred: Tyler
Eomund: Stryfe
Denethor: Pyro
Treebeard: Black Tom
Wormtongue: Gambit
Gollum: Psylocke
Balrog: Galactus
Ringwraiths: *interchangeably* Reavers/Marauders
Witch-King of Angmar: Lady Deathstrike
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And. Voila. A star was born. ;)
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Oh. Dear. God.
Xorn.
*shudders again*
We will never speak of this again.