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[lyssie]

WARNING: Political dogma ahead... Although, first, we have a man who needs to understand simplicity.

Ok, so this guy spends four pages prattling on about his fabulous media crap, and finally, in the second to last paragraph says something convoluted about how he waits for us to give him our advertising business.... DUDE! Next time? First paragraph, "I'm writing to offer you the opportunity to advertise with our shows, and here's why I think you will...." Simplicity. It's what's for dinner.

So, it occurs to me, the man needs a Jack on his staff. Or a Timey.

Hrm.

...and now I have a guy bitching because the only brie sold in the store is French, and he refuses to buy something made in France. You fuckhead! You imbecilic, impotent, unimportant little man! You have no CONCEPT of what life is really like!

Speaking of which, isn't Brie French to begin with? Or is it German... (heheheh. So, if I call him a Nazi skinhead, do I lose the argument?)

For the record, he specifically says he 'will not purchase french products'. Fucker. Asshat. Moron. Can I get a refund on the oxygen he's costing my planet?

*refrains from sweeping statement about bigots living in America*

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[kalibex.livejournal.com]

"...and now I have a guy bitching because the only brie sold in the store is French, and he refuses to buy something made in France. You fuckhead! You imbecilic, impotent, unimportant little man! You have no CONCEPT of what life is really like! ...For the record, he specifically says he 'will not purchase french products'. Fucker. Asshat. Moron. Can I get a refund on the oxygen he's costing my planet?"

*adores you*

[redstarrobot.livejournal.com]

Brie is indeed French. In fact, I think cheese, as with wines, can only be called a certain name, really, if it's actually made in the region it's named for.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

HAH. Knew it.

Oh, it's a good thing I only log these suckers...

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

*adores back*

[drake57.livejournal.com]

Yep it's French...and the moron was speaking french when he said Brie...i wonder why he dosen't stop using french words? :)

[acetal.livejournal.com]

Yup. Brie, like champagne, can only be called that if it's French.

I'm still in favour of the Statue of Liberty being sent back. It'd be an enormously appropriate gesture.