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Wha-hey! RPG log.
So, Ryss and I are, y'know, nuts... Anyway. The following covers mostly Stargate characters, but Domino's thrown in the mix, and poor Ryuu is dragged along for the ride...
The conversation started:
< Shreela> After mainlining Jack O'Neill... I have no clue if I
completely have his voice down. He's hard to nail. Carter's a little
easier, as is Teal'c. Daniel's the easiest, I think. Jonas may take
me a little longer.
< Jim_Smith> What's to get about Teal'c? He's a big stolid black guy.
< Jim_Smith> You could have him not say anything and you're writing him
perfectly.
< Nightwing> "Indeed" every once in a while and you're good. ;)
< Jim_Smith> Also a few "O'Neills" here and there.
< Jim_Smith> [Teal'c finds something important] "O'Neill."
* Nique blinkd and laughs hysterically at an RP post. Oh, dear...
< Jim_Smith> [Teal'c sees a laser blast headed for the colonel's
forehead] "O'Neill."
< Jim_Smith> [someone pisses in Teal'c's cornflakes] "O'Neill."
< GeekRyuu> [Teal'c and Jack have HAWT man-on-man slash'o'riffic action]
"O'Neill."
* Nightwing looks at Ryuu oddly.
< GeekRyuu> ...what?
< Shreela> GAH!
< CurlyJo> You know it's somewhere.
< GeekRyuu> In between bouts of Teal'c and Daniel the man-whore getting
it on.
< Shreela> That's Universal Man-Slut to you, missy!
It all began, one night in #subcafe... With a little discussion about writing people, like Jack O'Neill....
For the record:
Lyssie is Shreela is DrDanielJackson is Kitty_Pryde is SamCarter.
Alryssa is Nightwing is JackO'Neill
GeekRyuu is Ryuu is Private Cooper
Jim_Smith is himself
Foenix is Hathfoer
Nique is Domino
CurlyJo is herself
Acetal is JayFelger
* Shreela is now known as DrDanielJackson
* DrDanielJackson sniffs into a hankie.
< DrDanielJackson> I'm so misunderstood. *blinks sadly*
* GeekRyuu cowers from Shreela's wrath!
* Nightwing is now known as JackO`Neill
< JackO`Neill> Ah, quit yer whinin'.
< DrDanielJackson> Ja-ack.
< DrDanielJackson> *pout*
< JackO`Neill> -what-?
< JackO`Neill> Go... eat a banana, or something. (pauses, then frowns)
No, wait...
< DrDanielJackson> SG-16 came back with an artifact, and then they
wouldn't let me look at it. And Sam's not talking to me. And Sarah's
talking to that idiot Dr. MacKenzie. And... Teal'c's avoiding me.
< Nique> Ah! *stares at Daniel* Kill it! Kill!
< GeekRyuu> So...Danny-boy...who did you do...er...visit, yesterday?
< DrDanielJackson> Sarah. She threw me out. *sad*
* JackO`Neill look faintly nonplussed. "....and?"
< GeekRyuu> Before or after you came?
< DrDanielJackson> Can't you think of anything for me to do? Or anyone?
Maybe I should go back to Abydos again, maybe I missed something.
< DrDanielJackson> *stares* Before. Do you think I'd be this depressed
if it were after??
< Nique> Abydos is an irradiated mess..
< GeekRyuu> Danny, pookie, you thrive on angst.
< DrDanielJackson> So I should feel right at home.
* DrDanielJackson pouts harder. "I do not!"
* JackO`Neill purses his lips, and rocks on his heels. "Maybe..."
* Nique is now known as `Domino
* DrDanielJackson eyes the new person, and decides quickly that she
looks even scarier than Janet. And hides by the bar.
< GeekRyuu> No, pookie, you really, really do.
* JackO`Neill rolls his eyes.
< JackO`Neill> Wuss.
< `Domino> *cackle* You bet your ass, artifact lad.
* DrDanielJackson angsts all over Ryuu. "And then Sha're died. And
Teal'c killed her! I don't know why he didn't just hit her, or
something. That could have worked, couldn't it?"
< GeekRyuu> GAH! Get him off! Get him off!
< `Domino> I have a grenade...
* Foenix is now known as Hathfoer
< GeekRyuu> And Sha're was in the midst of KILLING your angst-ridden ass!
* JackO`Neill doesn't look up from his fruit loops. "You brought it on
yourself."
< DrDanielJackson> But I loved her. *sad*
< `Domino> Oooh. fruit loops. Are there more of those?
* DrDanielJackson sidles up to Hathor. "Am I still your beloved?"
< GeekRyuu> (patpats)That's sweet, really, and you have my sympathies,
but sooner or later you've got to get over it.
* Hathfoer wonders just what it is with him and redheaded godlings.
< DrDanielJackson> Get over it?!? HOW?
< Hathfoer> By boinking the next alien babe that comes along?
< GeekRyuu> Uh...because she would've wanted you to?
< `Domino> Go to Rio. Drink a lot of tequila. Worked for me.
* JackO`Neill chews thoughtfully as he watches the conversation with
mild disinterest.
< GeekRyuu> Get in a lot of wrist exercise.
< Hathfoer> Hmm. Foesiris...
* JackO`Neill points with the spoon to the commissary.
< DrDanielJackson> Tequila. *wrinkles nose* Jack made me drink tequila
once. I woke up drooling on his lawn.
< `Domino> Whimp.
* JackO`Neill smirks. "Now -that- was worth the cab fare I had to give
him to get home."
< GeekRyuu> Gotta agree with you, sugah.
* DrDanielJackson is now known as Kitty_Pryde
< Kitty_Pryde> Gah.
< `Domino> Ahha. Sugar! *scuttles off*
* Hathfoer is now known as Foenix
* Kitty_Pryde grabs a shot of vodka.
< Kitty_Pryde> Must. Wash out. Taste. Of Archeologist Angst.
< Kitty_Pryde> Hrrrm
< GeekRyuu> You know...I find Jager's better for that.
* Kitty_Pryde is now known as SamCarter
< `Domino> You could go bang Alex and get some Geologist angst instead?
< SamCarter> *pokes self* This works.
< GeekRyuu> Squee! Cute physicist!
< SamCarter> Hey. Jaeger sounds good.
* SamCarter pauses on her way to the bar, and eyes the Colonel.
"Guinness and fruit loops, sir?"
* GeekRyuu allows herself some mild Carter-worship.
< SamCarter> I am, thank you. :)
* JackO`Neill chokes on his fruit loops.
< `Domino> Someone mention booze? 'Cause... oo. Alcohol and high
explosives would make my evening...
< SamCarter> Can we blow up a sun?
< JackO`Neill> Drinking this early, Carter?
< `Domino> ...sun? Ooo. I've never blown up a *sun* before. Jean always
wins that damned pissing contest...
* JackO`Neill 's brow creases suddenly at Domino. "Aren't you banned
from drinking?"
< GeekRyuu> (defensively)I've a thing for smart, strong women, okay?
They're sexy.
< SamCarter> *patiently* Have you set your watch wrong again, sir? I
know the last battery didn't work...
* SamCarter smooches Ryuu. Hee!
* `Domino eyes Jack. "Shhhhh. No need for anyone to know that..."
* GeekRyuu blinks. Woooooooo...
< SamCarter> Domino: Well, I'm sure we'd have to get permission, or
something. But there has to be a sun out there that's goa'uld
controlled, and, y'know, we blew up a moon, too. So it can't be that
bad, can it?
* JackO`Neill slides his sleeves up. "I don't -have- a watch! You won
it in the poker game last night. Remember?"
< SamCarter> ...That was last *night*? *stares at own watch*. Oh. Wow.
Um... Good morning, sir.
< `Domino> A moon too? Damnit. I have to stick to third world countries.
I never get to go anywhere fun anymore...
* SamCarter hastily gets a glass of water, and sips, considering....
* JackO`Neill gives Carter a dry look. "Nice of you to turn up."
< `Domino> *eyes the two of them* Ahhhh, yes. Heh. How cute.
* GeekRyuu considers cutting her hair and dyeing it blonde.
* JackO`Neill scowls at his sudden lack of fruit loops. "Dammit..."
* SamCarter crosses her arms, "Well, I came back to base, I thought it
was still.. night. Um. SG-12 found this electron-processing
micro--anyway. I didn't know that it was morning."
< SamCarter> I'm sure if you ask, they'll give you more, sir.
* JackO`Neill glances at Domino. "Since when was 'cute' a synonym for
'hormonal'?"
< SamCarter> *blush* I am not... going to finish that. *glares* I'm just
going to drink my water and go back to my lab.
< `Domino> Since I'm trying not to snicker madly?
* JackO`Neill raises an eyebrow at Carter. "Mmhmm."
< JackO`Neill> Carter? You forgot these. *hands her three packages of AA
batteries* I'll pretend I don't know what they're for.
< `Domino> *snickers*
< SamCarter> ...next time, we're playing strip poker, Colonel.
< GeekRyuu> ...yes!
< `Domino> Now *that* would be fun to see...
< JackO`Neill> I'll make sure to break out my clean underwear.
< SamCarter> Domino: You're invited. I'm sure between the two of us
he'll end up naked faster than a teenager on prom night.
< JackO`Neill> You -wish-, Carter.
* GeekRyuu giggles uncontrollably.
< JackO`Neill> Three bottles of Guinness last night and you were singing
like a canary.
< SamCarter> *raises eyebrow at the Colonel* I do, sir.
< SamCarter> On top of half a bottle of wine. I think I did quite well.
< `Domino> Oh, I can pretty much gauranty that. Though you may want to
wear your... girly underwear, Sam...
* JackO`Neill tosses his spoon back into his bowl. "Should I shave?"
< SamCarter> Domino: Planning to. *smirk*
< SamCarter> I dunno, sir. I kinda like you... scruffy.
< JackO`Neill> I wasn't talking about my face.
* JackO`Neill gives Carter a smug look.
< `Domino> *coughs* Well, there's an interesting... heh. I'm gonna have
to remember that for the next time I get Nate drunk...
* JackO`Neill looks even more smug at Carter's reaction.
* SamCarter blushes, glares, and goes back to sipping her water.
< `Domino> *snicker*
< `Domino> This is much more amusing now that I'm on the outside...
* JackO`Neill looks around, smug.
< GeekRyuu> I bet you have a decent poker face.
* SamCarter wonders if you can get court-martialed for dumping water on
a (not so) superior officer.
* JackO`Neill breathes on his spoon and balances it on his nose.
* GeekRyuu attempts not to squee at the cuteness.
< `Domino> And they put you in charge of a team? I'm very frightened.
* JackO`Neill catches her eye, and smirks. "Superior isn't just a
reference to rank, Carter...."
< SamCarter> I didn't think it applied to you in any capacity, sir.
< `Domino> Oh, ouch.
< SamCarter> Domino: Scary, isn't it.
< `Domino> Very.
< JackO`Neill> I get paid more. I think that pretty much settles it.
< SamCarter> I wonder if I can get Fred to make me plain toast.
< `Domino> Though, at least no one's give him the inborn ability to
annihalate planets...
* SamCarter calls back over her shoulder as she wanders into the
kitchen, "Daniel pulls a better salary, sir."
* JackO`Neill straightens, frowns. "He does?!"
< GeekRyuu> Sure. He's a Mary Sue.
< SamCarter> Civilian consultant, sir. Just think, if you retired, you
could get a better deal.
< `Domino> Yeah, well.... uh... consulting work is... a nice paycheck.
* JackO`Neill eyes Carter. "Among other things."
< SamCarter> Ryuu: I miss Jonas.
< SamCarter> *eyes right back* Really?
< JackO`Neill> I don't miss his bananas.
< GeekRyuu> Eh...Jonas was cute enough.
* JackO`Neill holds the gaze, as if challenging her. "Yeah. Really."
< SamCarter> He didn't whine and cry all over me. The bananas, I could
live with.
* SamCarter raises an eyebrow.
< GeekRyuu> Uh...you guys are about to make me go into sappy fangirl
overload over here. I'm just sayin'...
* JackO`Neill attempts to look innocent. "What?"
* SamCarter smirks for a moment, then turns to take her plate of toast
from Fred with a smile. "Thanks, Fred."
* JackO`Neill turns away, whistling to himself, and goes to get some
coffee.
< `Domino> Oh, the innocent look so does not work on you...
< JackO`Neill> (over his shoulder) Speak for yourself.
* JackO`Neill turns, smirking.
< `Domino> Hey, I never *try* to look innocent, now do I? No one would
believe it. They all think I'm scary, for some reason.
< SamCarter> The man hasn't been innocent since the day he was conceived.
* GeekRyuu is oh-so-casually checking out O'Neill's posterior.
< `Domino> *looks* hmm. Not bad...
* SamCarter pauses in mid-sip, then half-nods. "The khakis work better."
< GeekRyuu> Not bad at all.
* JackO`Neill returns, mug in hand. "Hmm?"
< SamCarter> Nothin'... *munches toast*
* GeekRyuu shrugs. You have a nice ass.
< `Domino> Oh, hey. Yeah, I could get behind that. ....no pun intended.
* JackO`Neill gives Carter a Look. "At least someone round here's
honest."
< SamCarter> *rolls eyes* Fine, sir. You have a nice ass.
< `Domino> I could get in trouble coveting your ass over another's. No worries.
* JackO`Neill smirks.
* SamCarter nibbles on her toast.
* JackO`Neill looks innocently at her. "Lost your appetite, Carter?"
< `Domino> *coughs, and wanders off to find a cup of coffee*
* JackO`Neill takes a swig of coffee.
* GeekRyuu casually leans back and checks out O'Neill's ass again.
< SamCarter> I'm hungover, sir. Unless you'd like to meet my breakfast
again? *sweetly*
* JackO`Neill casually stretches out a foot and yanks Ryuu's chair from
under her.
< GeekRyuu> Eeeeeeeeek!
< JackO`Neill> Busy, Cooper?
* JackO`Neill gives her a casual look.
* GeekRyuu glares. I hate you.
* JackO`Neill looks nonplussed. "The feeling's mutual, private."
< GeekRyuu> Bite me, sir.
* SamCarter simply sips her water.
< `Domino> Oooh. Desention in the ranks...
* JackO`Neill gives her a dark look. "Don't. Tempt me."
* GeekRyuu trying to discern if she can actually get back up.
< GeekRyuu> Tempt you? As if.
< JackO`Neill> (slowly, deliberately) Don't you have somewhere to be,
-Private-?
< GeekRyuu> Possibly traction.
* SamCarter puts down her empty plate and glass and stretches a moment.
"I should probably get back to my lab."
* JackO`Neill smirks.
< SamCarter> Should I be calling a medical team in here?
< GeekRyuu> When I harness my Carrie-like telekinetic powers, possibly.
* JackO`Neill glances at Carter. "I don't think that'll be necessary."
He glances down. "-Will- it, Cooper?"
* GeekRyuu scowls. No. I'm fine.
* SamCarter pauses, and then says sternly, "Hey. No telekinetically
messing with my Colonel. "
< GeekRyuu> Oh, it's not like I was going to trap him in a burning high
school or anything...
* JackO`Neill pauses, looking mildly confused. "Yeah.... that's...
Thor's... thing. Or something."
< SamCarter> Private, have you ever wanted to clean latrines with your
toothbrush?
< SamCarter> Teleportation, sir.
< GeekRyuu> (meekly)I'll be good.
< SamCarter> Good. *smiles*
< JackO`Neill> Yeah, that's the one.
* SamCarter rubs a hand over her face. "Don't suppose you've got any
ibuprofen on you, sir?"
* `Domino blinks. I'm not cleaning up after and TK temper tantrums...
< SamCarter> We'll make Daniel do it.
* GeekRyuu awkwardly regains footing and mumbles. "I'm...just going to
go...I don't know, bash my head against a wall somewhere or
something."
< JackO`Neill> Eye bu-whatnow?
< SamCarter> Drugs, sir. I refuse to see Janet just for a headache.
< `Domino> What about asprin. Not the special kind, either.
< SamCarter> Sounds good.
* JackO`Neill stares into his coffee for a moment. "I remember Daniel
mentioning something once about how the ancient Greeks prescribed sex
as a cure for just about everything..."
* GeekRyuu mutters something under breath.
< SamCarter> Did the ancient Greeks have security cameras, sir?
< `Domino> There's a broken camera in the storage closet on level 19.
< SamCarter> ....So that's why Daniel's always in there.
* JackO`Neill considers this for a moment.
< GeekRyuu> ...
< `Domino> You don't want to know how I know that, no...
< JackO`Neill> I think that's on a need to know basis.
< JackO`Neill> And frankly, I didn't need to know.
< SamCarter> I didn't, either, sir.
< SamCarter> Of course, I did wonder, after I had to sign the
recquisition for the year's supply of Astroglide...
* GeekRyuu idly searches for a receptacle to be ill in.
< JackO`Neill> (bluntly) it's good for keeping sand out of my gun.
< `Domino> See, now I should have thought of billing the government for
that sort of thing while I was working for the NSA...
< SamCarter> Mhmm.
< SamCarter> Domino: I'm sure we could... work out a back-pay system for
you.
< `Domino> Well, they were keeping my husband locked up. It would have
been the least they could have done...
< `Domino> Heh...
< SamCarter> After all. Time spent, danger pay, money spent on certain
needed items and recquisitions that got lost (even forms in quadruple
triplicate can be misplaced). And it's all on computers now,
anyway...
* JackO`Neill makes a face... "Didn't. Need. To know."
* `Domino looks innocent. They were nice enough to give us a room, I
have to admit...
< SamCarter> Sir? Wouldn't that make your gun more... sticky? I have
enough trouble keeping the sand off me when I sweat...
* JackO`Neill murmurs, "Yeah, I know..."
* GeekRyuu is quietly ralphing into a cereal bowl.
* JackO`Neill coughs.
* `Domino eyes Ryuu. "They should really get a room, shouldn't they?"
< SamCarter> A room. Lucky you.
* JackO`Neill winces at Cooper. "Someone get her a gurney..."
< `Domino> Mm. I'm always lucky.
< SamCarter> Sir, are you coming down with something?
* SamCarter wanders over to a phone.
* SamCarter suddenly blushes. "We do *not* need a room."
< `Domino> Ah. A table will do, huh?
* JackO`Neill absently counters, "Yes we do."
< GeekRyuu> (weakly)Oh god...
* JackO`Neill blinks. "What?"
< SamCarter> There have been too many rooms. I want a nice, shiny... Oh,
god. *covers face*. Call infirmary. Right.
< GeekRyuu> I think I'm going to need more than one bowl.
< `Domino> Just... make sure it's not one of those folding deals. That
can get embarassing...
* JackO`Neill raises an eyebrow at Carter.
< SamCarter> Picnic table. Sturdy things.
< `Domino> Splinters.
< JackO`Neill> Finish the thought, Carter.
* SamCarter finally calls the infirmary.
< JackO`Neill> I've got all day, you know.
< SamCarter> Nah, I was thinking the metal type. Or. Hrm.
< GeekRyuu> (weakly)Picnic tables are no problem. Just put a nice thick
blanket over it first.
< SamCarter> Blankets are good.
< SamCarter> I was going to say 'beach', sir.
< GeekRyuu> ...why the hell am I aiding and abetting this?
* JackO`Neill looks vaguely put out at this.
< SamCarter> Janet says the stretcher should be here shortly.
< JackO`Neill> Beach? With the... (gestures with his hands) dunes?
* GeekRyuu gives a half-hearted salute.
* SamCarter says, straight-faced. "I believe Urgo mentioned little
black bikinis, sir."
< `Domino> Sand in bad places!
* JackO`Neill leans back, attempting to look casual. "Is that so?"
< SamCarter> Domino: Which is why blankets are useful. Of course, the
beach hut should have a sundeck so there is no possibility of sand in
bad places.
< SamCarter> I suppose it is, sir.
< `Domino> Good, good. Always think ahead. Saves... problems later on.
* GeekRyuu mumbles. Um...there are sunburn issues...
< JackO`Neill> (innocently) You haven't thought about that much at all,
have you, Carter?
< `Domino> Sunburn. *shudders* My mortal enemy...
< SamCarter> I still have SPF 90 from that planet the ancients' gate
address sent us to.
< SamCarter> Not at all, sir. Not at all. Besides, aren't you always
telling me I think too much?
< GeekRyuu> ...they make SPF 90? Damnit, why don't people *tell* me
these things?
* JackO`Neill frowns. "I never said that."
< SamCarter> Of course, I don't normally burn easily. Hrm. I think I
need more water.
* JackO`Neill eyes Cooper. "Because you don't ask."
< GeekRyuu> Crud...I could have avoided that sunburn that wound up
making me barf all over the hillside at summer camp that year with
SPF 90.
< SamCarter> Yes, you have. Sir. I believe I've heard you even say it
when I've been sleeping.
< GeekRyuu> (bitterly)Damn my Irish anscestors and thier genetic
tendencies towards fair complexions.
* SamCarter goes to get some more water, glad that her stomach has
finally settled.
* JackO`Neill turns his head, narrowing his eyes at Carter
suspiciously. "You... weren't sleeping?"
* SamCarter glances back at the Colonel. "I wasn't dreaming, sir.
Although that could explain the loud hawaiian shirt."
* JackO`Neill considers. "That was Teal'c."
* JackO`Neill attempts to look convincing.
* GeekRyuu tries very very hard not to laugh at the mental images of
O'Neill in a Hawaiian shirt.
< SamCarter> Private, it was one of the highlights of the trip to
P3F-657.
< SamCarter> No, sir. I'm sure it was you. Teal'c was wearing the grass
skirt.
< GeekRyuu> ...I think that just broke my brain.
< JackO`Neill> Are you sure you hadn't ingested anything... (tries to
find the word) ...vaguely illegal before you imagined that?
< SamCarter> Certain, sir.
* SamCarter smirks. I have Daniel's video footage. Although he has
tried to bribe it off of me. I think he's worried people might not
take him seriously if they ever see the table-dancing incident.
< JackO`Neill> Carter, I don't take him seriously -now-.
< GeekRyuu> So this is what insanity is like. Hmm...not as bad as I was
led to believe.
< Acetal> And that's how they became the SG-1!
< JackO`Neill> [grins]
< `Domino> Heh...
* GeekRyuu looks around. "I always assumed I'd get flying monkeys when
I finally lost it. Where are my flying monkeys?"
* JackO`Neill considers. "Carter, that closet..."
< SamCarter> Closet, sir?
* JackO`Neill looks casual. "The one with the broken camera."
< SamCarter> The flying monkeys got recquisitioned for P65-45C.
< GeekRyuu> ...seriously?
* SamCarter raises an eyebrow again, "Yes, sir. I remember that being
mentioned earlier."
< `Domino> Level 19. Right off the elevator. It's... not bad.
< JackO`Neill> I think it requires a thorough -inspection-.
< SamCarter> Is there a lock on the door?
< `Domino> Yeep.
< SamCarter> Hrm. Thorough inspection, huh, sir?
* JackO`Neill nods slowly. "-Thorough-."
* JackO`Neill waves a hand dismissively. "Y'know."
* GeekRyuu sighs. "I am not hearing this conversation. Not one word of
it."
< SamCarter> The kind that will take hours... Sir, you are aware General
Hammond expects my report on the piece of technology SG-13 brought
back?
* JackO`Neill glances up at the ceiling and shoves his hands in his
pockets. "No, I'm not aware of that. Not aware at all."
< SamCarter> Hrm. Gosh, sir. I haven't checked my e-mail this morning.
* Acetal is now known as JayFelger
* SamCarter wanders vaguely towards the door. "And I just *have* to get
something out of a storage closet on level 19..."
* JayFelger looks dreamy. Major Carter. Mmmm.
* JackO`Neill saunters after her, and holds open the door. "Well, I
just happen to be going that way myself..."
< SamCarter> *Really*, sir. How... nice.
< JayFelger> Major Samantha Carter.
< JayFelger> Major Samantha Felger.
< JayFelger> Major Samantha Felger-Carter.
< SamCarter> *pauses* Sir? Can I borrow some C4?
< `Domino> ....I still have that grenade...
< GeekRyuu> Oh god... (grabs another bowl)
* JayFelger will need to work on this.
< JackO`Neill> No.
< JackO`Neill> Ask me later.
< SamCarter> Oh. OH.
< SamCarter> Right.
< SamCarter> Sir.
* JackO`Neill grins.
* SamCarter almost skips out the door, heading for the elevator.
* JackO`Neill is now known as Nightwing
< `Domino> Mind the spare mops!
* SamCarter is now known as Lyssie
* Nightwing hi-5's Lyss :)
< GeekRyuu> (weakly)I shouldn't have anything left in my stomach.
* Nightwing pats Ryuu.
* Lyssie re-fives.
< Lyssie> Awww. Sorry, honey. :)
* JayFelger is now known as Acetal
< GeekRyuu> No, it was the rampant PDA.
< Acetal> Ah. Well not everyone has a secretary, you know.
< Lyssie> Ryuu: But we never touched each other! Er.
< Nightwing> Not one touch!
< GeekRyuu> Also, getting knocked on my ass by a pissed-off colonel.
< Nightwing> At least, in public.
< GeekRyuu> Apparently O'Neill is touchy about people checking out his
ass. Just to warn you.
< Nightwing> Ryuu: See? Life is fun with fictives!
< Lyssie> He seems fine when Sam does it.
< Nightwing> Correction: He's touchy about anyone but Carter checking
out his ass. ;)
* Lyssie snerks.
* GeekRyuu wails. But it's such a pretty one!
< Acetal> Ah. Well no wonder. There was all that time he had it shelved.
;)
< Lyssie> *snicker*
End of #subcafe buffer Wed Jun 02 03:49:12 2004
The conversation started:
< Shreela> After mainlining Jack O'Neill... I have no clue if I
completely have his voice down. He's hard to nail. Carter's a little
easier, as is Teal'c. Daniel's the easiest, I think. Jonas may take
me a little longer.
< Jim_Smith> What's to get about Teal'c? He's a big stolid black guy.
< Jim_Smith> You could have him not say anything and you're writing him
perfectly.
< Nightwing> "Indeed" every once in a while and you're good. ;)
< Jim_Smith> Also a few "O'Neills" here and there.
< Jim_Smith> [Teal'c finds something important] "O'Neill."
* Nique blinkd and laughs hysterically at an RP post. Oh, dear...
< Jim_Smith> [Teal'c sees a laser blast headed for the colonel's
forehead] "O'Neill."
< Jim_Smith> [someone pisses in Teal'c's cornflakes] "O'Neill."
< GeekRyuu> [Teal'c and Jack have HAWT man-on-man slash'o'riffic action]
"O'Neill."
* Nightwing looks at Ryuu oddly.
< GeekRyuu> ...what?
< Shreela> GAH!
< CurlyJo> You know it's somewhere.
< GeekRyuu> In between bouts of Teal'c and Daniel the man-whore getting
it on.
< Shreela> That's Universal Man-Slut to you, missy!
It all began, one night in #subcafe... With a little discussion about writing people, like Jack O'Neill....
For the record:
Lyssie is Shreela is DrDanielJackson is Kitty_Pryde is SamCarter.
Alryssa is Nightwing is JackO'Neill
GeekRyuu is Ryuu is Private Cooper
Jim_Smith is himself
Foenix is Hathfoer
Nique is Domino
CurlyJo is herself
Acetal is JayFelger
* Shreela is now known as DrDanielJackson
* DrDanielJackson sniffs into a hankie.
< DrDanielJackson> I'm so misunderstood. *blinks sadly*
* GeekRyuu cowers from Shreela's wrath!
* Nightwing is now known as JackO`Neill
< JackO`Neill> Ah, quit yer whinin'.
< DrDanielJackson> Ja-ack.
< DrDanielJackson> *pout*
< JackO`Neill> -what-?
< JackO`Neill> Go... eat a banana, or something. (pauses, then frowns)
No, wait...
< DrDanielJackson> SG-16 came back with an artifact, and then they
wouldn't let me look at it. And Sam's not talking to me. And Sarah's
talking to that idiot Dr. MacKenzie. And... Teal'c's avoiding me.
< Nique> Ah! *stares at Daniel* Kill it! Kill!
< GeekRyuu> So...Danny-boy...who did you do...er...visit, yesterday?
< DrDanielJackson> Sarah. She threw me out. *sad*
* JackO`Neill look faintly nonplussed. "....and?"
< GeekRyuu> Before or after you came?
< DrDanielJackson> Can't you think of anything for me to do? Or anyone?
Maybe I should go back to Abydos again, maybe I missed something.
< DrDanielJackson> *stares* Before. Do you think I'd be this depressed
if it were after??
< Nique> Abydos is an irradiated mess..
< GeekRyuu> Danny, pookie, you thrive on angst.
< DrDanielJackson> So I should feel right at home.
* DrDanielJackson pouts harder. "I do not!"
* JackO`Neill purses his lips, and rocks on his heels. "Maybe..."
* Nique is now known as `Domino
* DrDanielJackson eyes the new person, and decides quickly that she
looks even scarier than Janet. And hides by the bar.
< GeekRyuu> No, pookie, you really, really do.
* JackO`Neill rolls his eyes.
< JackO`Neill> Wuss.
< `Domino> *cackle* You bet your ass, artifact lad.
* DrDanielJackson angsts all over Ryuu. "And then Sha're died. And
Teal'c killed her! I don't know why he didn't just hit her, or
something. That could have worked, couldn't it?"
< GeekRyuu> GAH! Get him off! Get him off!
< `Domino> I have a grenade...
* Foenix is now known as Hathfoer
< GeekRyuu> And Sha're was in the midst of KILLING your angst-ridden ass!
* JackO`Neill doesn't look up from his fruit loops. "You brought it on
yourself."
< DrDanielJackson> But I loved her. *sad*
< `Domino> Oooh. fruit loops. Are there more of those?
* DrDanielJackson sidles up to Hathor. "Am I still your beloved?"
< GeekRyuu> (patpats)That's sweet, really, and you have my sympathies,
but sooner or later you've got to get over it.
* Hathfoer wonders just what it is with him and redheaded godlings.
< DrDanielJackson> Get over it?!? HOW?
< Hathfoer> By boinking the next alien babe that comes along?
< GeekRyuu> Uh...because she would've wanted you to?
< `Domino> Go to Rio. Drink a lot of tequila. Worked for me.
* JackO`Neill chews thoughtfully as he watches the conversation with
mild disinterest.
< GeekRyuu> Get in a lot of wrist exercise.
< Hathfoer> Hmm. Foesiris...
* JackO`Neill points with the spoon to the commissary.
< DrDanielJackson> Tequila. *wrinkles nose* Jack made me drink tequila
once. I woke up drooling on his lawn.
< `Domino> Whimp.
* JackO`Neill smirks. "Now -that- was worth the cab fare I had to give
him to get home."
< GeekRyuu> Gotta agree with you, sugah.
* DrDanielJackson is now known as Kitty_Pryde
< Kitty_Pryde> Gah.
< `Domino> Ahha. Sugar! *scuttles off*
* Hathfoer is now known as Foenix
* Kitty_Pryde grabs a shot of vodka.
< Kitty_Pryde> Must. Wash out. Taste. Of Archeologist Angst.
< Kitty_Pryde> Hrrrm
< GeekRyuu> You know...I find Jager's better for that.
* Kitty_Pryde is now known as SamCarter
< `Domino> You could go bang Alex and get some Geologist angst instead?
< SamCarter> *pokes self* This works.
< GeekRyuu> Squee! Cute physicist!
< SamCarter> Hey. Jaeger sounds good.
* SamCarter pauses on her way to the bar, and eyes the Colonel.
"Guinness and fruit loops, sir?"
* GeekRyuu allows herself some mild Carter-worship.
< SamCarter> I am, thank you. :)
* JackO`Neill chokes on his fruit loops.
< `Domino> Someone mention booze? 'Cause... oo. Alcohol and high
explosives would make my evening...
< SamCarter> Can we blow up a sun?
< JackO`Neill> Drinking this early, Carter?
< `Domino> ...sun? Ooo. I've never blown up a *sun* before. Jean always
wins that damned pissing contest...
* JackO`Neill 's brow creases suddenly at Domino. "Aren't you banned
from drinking?"
< GeekRyuu> (defensively)I've a thing for smart, strong women, okay?
They're sexy.
< SamCarter> *patiently* Have you set your watch wrong again, sir? I
know the last battery didn't work...
* SamCarter smooches Ryuu. Hee!
* `Domino eyes Jack. "Shhhhh. No need for anyone to know that..."
* GeekRyuu blinks. Woooooooo...
< SamCarter> Domino: Well, I'm sure we'd have to get permission, or
something. But there has to be a sun out there that's goa'uld
controlled, and, y'know, we blew up a moon, too. So it can't be that
bad, can it?
* JackO`Neill slides his sleeves up. "I don't -have- a watch! You won
it in the poker game last night. Remember?"
< SamCarter> ...That was last *night*? *stares at own watch*. Oh. Wow.
Um... Good morning, sir.
< `Domino> A moon too? Damnit. I have to stick to third world countries.
I never get to go anywhere fun anymore...
* SamCarter hastily gets a glass of water, and sips, considering....
* JackO`Neill gives Carter a dry look. "Nice of you to turn up."
< `Domino> *eyes the two of them* Ahhhh, yes. Heh. How cute.
* GeekRyuu considers cutting her hair and dyeing it blonde.
* JackO`Neill scowls at his sudden lack of fruit loops. "Dammit..."
* SamCarter crosses her arms, "Well, I came back to base, I thought it
was still.. night. Um. SG-12 found this electron-processing
micro--anyway. I didn't know that it was morning."
< SamCarter> I'm sure if you ask, they'll give you more, sir.
* JackO`Neill glances at Domino. "Since when was 'cute' a synonym for
'hormonal'?"
< SamCarter> *blush* I am not... going to finish that. *glares* I'm just
going to drink my water and go back to my lab.
< `Domino> Since I'm trying not to snicker madly?
* JackO`Neill raises an eyebrow at Carter. "Mmhmm."
< JackO`Neill> Carter? You forgot these. *hands her three packages of AA
batteries* I'll pretend I don't know what they're for.
< `Domino> *snickers*
< SamCarter> ...next time, we're playing strip poker, Colonel.
< GeekRyuu> ...yes!
< `Domino> Now *that* would be fun to see...
< JackO`Neill> I'll make sure to break out my clean underwear.
< SamCarter> Domino: You're invited. I'm sure between the two of us
he'll end up naked faster than a teenager on prom night.
< JackO`Neill> You -wish-, Carter.
* GeekRyuu giggles uncontrollably.
< JackO`Neill> Three bottles of Guinness last night and you were singing
like a canary.
< SamCarter> *raises eyebrow at the Colonel* I do, sir.
< SamCarter> On top of half a bottle of wine. I think I did quite well.
< `Domino> Oh, I can pretty much gauranty that. Though you may want to
wear your... girly underwear, Sam...
* JackO`Neill tosses his spoon back into his bowl. "Should I shave?"
< SamCarter> Domino: Planning to. *smirk*
< SamCarter> I dunno, sir. I kinda like you... scruffy.
< JackO`Neill> I wasn't talking about my face.
* JackO`Neill gives Carter a smug look.
< `Domino> *coughs* Well, there's an interesting... heh. I'm gonna have
to remember that for the next time I get Nate drunk...
* JackO`Neill looks even more smug at Carter's reaction.
* SamCarter blushes, glares, and goes back to sipping her water.
< `Domino> *snicker*
< `Domino> This is much more amusing now that I'm on the outside...
* JackO`Neill looks around, smug.
< GeekRyuu> I bet you have a decent poker face.
* SamCarter wonders if you can get court-martialed for dumping water on
a (not so) superior officer.
* JackO`Neill breathes on his spoon and balances it on his nose.
* GeekRyuu attempts not to squee at the cuteness.
< `Domino> And they put you in charge of a team? I'm very frightened.
* JackO`Neill catches her eye, and smirks. "Superior isn't just a
reference to rank, Carter...."
< SamCarter> I didn't think it applied to you in any capacity, sir.
< `Domino> Oh, ouch.
< SamCarter> Domino: Scary, isn't it.
< `Domino> Very.
< JackO`Neill> I get paid more. I think that pretty much settles it.
< SamCarter> I wonder if I can get Fred to make me plain toast.
< `Domino> Though, at least no one's give him the inborn ability to
annihalate planets...
* SamCarter calls back over her shoulder as she wanders into the
kitchen, "Daniel pulls a better salary, sir."
* JackO`Neill straightens, frowns. "He does?!"
< GeekRyuu> Sure. He's a Mary Sue.
< SamCarter> Civilian consultant, sir. Just think, if you retired, you
could get a better deal.
< `Domino> Yeah, well.... uh... consulting work is... a nice paycheck.
* JackO`Neill eyes Carter. "Among other things."
< SamCarter> Ryuu: I miss Jonas.
< SamCarter> *eyes right back* Really?
< JackO`Neill> I don't miss his bananas.
< GeekRyuu> Eh...Jonas was cute enough.
* JackO`Neill holds the gaze, as if challenging her. "Yeah. Really."
< SamCarter> He didn't whine and cry all over me. The bananas, I could
live with.
* SamCarter raises an eyebrow.
< GeekRyuu> Uh...you guys are about to make me go into sappy fangirl
overload over here. I'm just sayin'...
* JackO`Neill attempts to look innocent. "What?"
* SamCarter smirks for a moment, then turns to take her plate of toast
from Fred with a smile. "Thanks, Fred."
* JackO`Neill turns away, whistling to himself, and goes to get some
coffee.
< `Domino> Oh, the innocent look so does not work on you...
< JackO`Neill> (over his shoulder) Speak for yourself.
* JackO`Neill turns, smirking.
< `Domino> Hey, I never *try* to look innocent, now do I? No one would
believe it. They all think I'm scary, for some reason.
< SamCarter> The man hasn't been innocent since the day he was conceived.
* GeekRyuu is oh-so-casually checking out O'Neill's posterior.
< `Domino> *looks* hmm. Not bad...
* SamCarter pauses in mid-sip, then half-nods. "The khakis work better."
< GeekRyuu> Not bad at all.
* JackO`Neill returns, mug in hand. "Hmm?"
< SamCarter> Nothin'... *munches toast*
* GeekRyuu shrugs. You have a nice ass.
< `Domino> Oh, hey. Yeah, I could get behind that. ....no pun intended.
* JackO`Neill gives Carter a Look. "At least someone round here's
honest."
< SamCarter> *rolls eyes* Fine, sir. You have a nice ass.
< `Domino> I could get in trouble coveting your ass over another's. No worries.
* JackO`Neill smirks.
* SamCarter nibbles on her toast.
* JackO`Neill looks innocently at her. "Lost your appetite, Carter?"
< `Domino> *coughs, and wanders off to find a cup of coffee*
* JackO`Neill takes a swig of coffee.
* GeekRyuu casually leans back and checks out O'Neill's ass again.
< SamCarter> I'm hungover, sir. Unless you'd like to meet my breakfast
again? *sweetly*
* JackO`Neill casually stretches out a foot and yanks Ryuu's chair from
under her.
< GeekRyuu> Eeeeeeeeek!
< JackO`Neill> Busy, Cooper?
* JackO`Neill gives her a casual look.
* GeekRyuu glares. I hate you.
* JackO`Neill looks nonplussed. "The feeling's mutual, private."
< GeekRyuu> Bite me, sir.
* SamCarter simply sips her water.
< `Domino> Oooh. Desention in the ranks...
* JackO`Neill gives her a dark look. "Don't. Tempt me."
* GeekRyuu trying to discern if she can actually get back up.
< GeekRyuu> Tempt you? As if.
< JackO`Neill> (slowly, deliberately) Don't you have somewhere to be,
-Private-?
< GeekRyuu> Possibly traction.
* SamCarter puts down her empty plate and glass and stretches a moment.
"I should probably get back to my lab."
* JackO`Neill smirks.
< SamCarter> Should I be calling a medical team in here?
< GeekRyuu> When I harness my Carrie-like telekinetic powers, possibly.
* JackO`Neill glances at Carter. "I don't think that'll be necessary."
He glances down. "-Will- it, Cooper?"
* GeekRyuu scowls. No. I'm fine.
* SamCarter pauses, and then says sternly, "Hey. No telekinetically
messing with my Colonel. "
< GeekRyuu> Oh, it's not like I was going to trap him in a burning high
school or anything...
* JackO`Neill pauses, looking mildly confused. "Yeah.... that's...
Thor's... thing. Or something."
< SamCarter> Private, have you ever wanted to clean latrines with your
toothbrush?
< SamCarter> Teleportation, sir.
< GeekRyuu> (meekly)I'll be good.
< SamCarter> Good. *smiles*
< JackO`Neill> Yeah, that's the one.
* SamCarter rubs a hand over her face. "Don't suppose you've got any
ibuprofen on you, sir?"
* `Domino blinks. I'm not cleaning up after and TK temper tantrums...
< SamCarter> We'll make Daniel do it.
* GeekRyuu awkwardly regains footing and mumbles. "I'm...just going to
go...I don't know, bash my head against a wall somewhere or
something."
< JackO`Neill> Eye bu-whatnow?
< SamCarter> Drugs, sir. I refuse to see Janet just for a headache.
< `Domino> What about asprin. Not the special kind, either.
< SamCarter> Sounds good.
* JackO`Neill stares into his coffee for a moment. "I remember Daniel
mentioning something once about how the ancient Greeks prescribed sex
as a cure for just about everything..."
* GeekRyuu mutters something under breath.
< SamCarter> Did the ancient Greeks have security cameras, sir?
< `Domino> There's a broken camera in the storage closet on level 19.
< SamCarter> ....So that's why Daniel's always in there.
* JackO`Neill considers this for a moment.
< GeekRyuu> ...
< `Domino> You don't want to know how I know that, no...
< JackO`Neill> I think that's on a need to know basis.
< JackO`Neill> And frankly, I didn't need to know.
< SamCarter> I didn't, either, sir.
< SamCarter> Of course, I did wonder, after I had to sign the
recquisition for the year's supply of Astroglide...
* GeekRyuu idly searches for a receptacle to be ill in.
< JackO`Neill> (bluntly) it's good for keeping sand out of my gun.
< `Domino> See, now I should have thought of billing the government for
that sort of thing while I was working for the NSA...
< SamCarter> Mhmm.
< SamCarter> Domino: I'm sure we could... work out a back-pay system for
you.
< `Domino> Well, they were keeping my husband locked up. It would have
been the least they could have done...
< `Domino> Heh...
< SamCarter> After all. Time spent, danger pay, money spent on certain
needed items and recquisitions that got lost (even forms in quadruple
triplicate can be misplaced). And it's all on computers now,
anyway...
* JackO`Neill makes a face... "Didn't. Need. To know."
* `Domino looks innocent. They were nice enough to give us a room, I
have to admit...
< SamCarter> Sir? Wouldn't that make your gun more... sticky? I have
enough trouble keeping the sand off me when I sweat...
* JackO`Neill murmurs, "Yeah, I know..."
* GeekRyuu is quietly ralphing into a cereal bowl.
* JackO`Neill coughs.
* `Domino eyes Ryuu. "They should really get a room, shouldn't they?"
< SamCarter> A room. Lucky you.
* JackO`Neill winces at Cooper. "Someone get her a gurney..."
< `Domino> Mm. I'm always lucky.
< SamCarter> Sir, are you coming down with something?
* SamCarter wanders over to a phone.
* SamCarter suddenly blushes. "We do *not* need a room."
< `Domino> Ah. A table will do, huh?
* JackO`Neill absently counters, "Yes we do."
< GeekRyuu> (weakly)Oh god...
* JackO`Neill blinks. "What?"
< SamCarter> There have been too many rooms. I want a nice, shiny... Oh,
god. *covers face*. Call infirmary. Right.
< GeekRyuu> I think I'm going to need more than one bowl.
< `Domino> Just... make sure it's not one of those folding deals. That
can get embarassing...
* JackO`Neill raises an eyebrow at Carter.
< SamCarter> Picnic table. Sturdy things.
< `Domino> Splinters.
< JackO`Neill> Finish the thought, Carter.
* SamCarter finally calls the infirmary.
< JackO`Neill> I've got all day, you know.
< SamCarter> Nah, I was thinking the metal type. Or. Hrm.
< GeekRyuu> (weakly)Picnic tables are no problem. Just put a nice thick
blanket over it first.
< SamCarter> Blankets are good.
< SamCarter> I was going to say 'beach', sir.
< GeekRyuu> ...why the hell am I aiding and abetting this?
* JackO`Neill looks vaguely put out at this.
< SamCarter> Janet says the stretcher should be here shortly.
< JackO`Neill> Beach? With the... (gestures with his hands) dunes?
* GeekRyuu gives a half-hearted salute.
* SamCarter says, straight-faced. "I believe Urgo mentioned little
black bikinis, sir."
< `Domino> Sand in bad places!
* JackO`Neill leans back, attempting to look casual. "Is that so?"
< SamCarter> Domino: Which is why blankets are useful. Of course, the
beach hut should have a sundeck so there is no possibility of sand in
bad places.
< SamCarter> I suppose it is, sir.
< `Domino> Good, good. Always think ahead. Saves... problems later on.
* GeekRyuu mumbles. Um...there are sunburn issues...
< JackO`Neill> (innocently) You haven't thought about that much at all,
have you, Carter?
< `Domino> Sunburn. *shudders* My mortal enemy...
< SamCarter> I still have SPF 90 from that planet the ancients' gate
address sent us to.
< SamCarter> Not at all, sir. Not at all. Besides, aren't you always
telling me I think too much?
< GeekRyuu> ...they make SPF 90? Damnit, why don't people *tell* me
these things?
* JackO`Neill frowns. "I never said that."
< SamCarter> Of course, I don't normally burn easily. Hrm. I think I
need more water.
* JackO`Neill eyes Cooper. "Because you don't ask."
< GeekRyuu> Crud...I could have avoided that sunburn that wound up
making me barf all over the hillside at summer camp that year with
SPF 90.
< SamCarter> Yes, you have. Sir. I believe I've heard you even say it
when I've been sleeping.
< GeekRyuu> (bitterly)Damn my Irish anscestors and thier genetic
tendencies towards fair complexions.
* SamCarter goes to get some more water, glad that her stomach has
finally settled.
* JackO`Neill turns his head, narrowing his eyes at Carter
suspiciously. "You... weren't sleeping?"
* SamCarter glances back at the Colonel. "I wasn't dreaming, sir.
Although that could explain the loud hawaiian shirt."
* JackO`Neill considers. "That was Teal'c."
* JackO`Neill attempts to look convincing.
* GeekRyuu tries very very hard not to laugh at the mental images of
O'Neill in a Hawaiian shirt.
< SamCarter> Private, it was one of the highlights of the trip to
P3F-657.
< SamCarter> No, sir. I'm sure it was you. Teal'c was wearing the grass
skirt.
< GeekRyuu> ...I think that just broke my brain.
< JackO`Neill> Are you sure you hadn't ingested anything... (tries to
find the word) ...vaguely illegal before you imagined that?
< SamCarter> Certain, sir.
* SamCarter smirks. I have Daniel's video footage. Although he has
tried to bribe it off of me. I think he's worried people might not
take him seriously if they ever see the table-dancing incident.
< JackO`Neill> Carter, I don't take him seriously -now-.
< GeekRyuu> So this is what insanity is like. Hmm...not as bad as I was
led to believe.
< Acetal> And that's how they became the SG-1!
< JackO`Neill> [grins]
< `Domino> Heh...
* GeekRyuu looks around. "I always assumed I'd get flying monkeys when
I finally lost it. Where are my flying monkeys?"
* JackO`Neill considers. "Carter, that closet..."
< SamCarter> Closet, sir?
* JackO`Neill looks casual. "The one with the broken camera."
< SamCarter> The flying monkeys got recquisitioned for P65-45C.
< GeekRyuu> ...seriously?
* SamCarter raises an eyebrow again, "Yes, sir. I remember that being
mentioned earlier."
< `Domino> Level 19. Right off the elevator. It's... not bad.
< JackO`Neill> I think it requires a thorough -inspection-.
< SamCarter> Is there a lock on the door?
< `Domino> Yeep.
< SamCarter> Hrm. Thorough inspection, huh, sir?
* JackO`Neill nods slowly. "-Thorough-."
* JackO`Neill waves a hand dismissively. "Y'know."
* GeekRyuu sighs. "I am not hearing this conversation. Not one word of
it."
< SamCarter> The kind that will take hours... Sir, you are aware General
Hammond expects my report on the piece of technology SG-13 brought
back?
* JackO`Neill glances up at the ceiling and shoves his hands in his
pockets. "No, I'm not aware of that. Not aware at all."
< SamCarter> Hrm. Gosh, sir. I haven't checked my e-mail this morning.
* Acetal is now known as JayFelger
* SamCarter wanders vaguely towards the door. "And I just *have* to get
something out of a storage closet on level 19..."
* JayFelger looks dreamy. Major Carter. Mmmm.
* JackO`Neill saunters after her, and holds open the door. "Well, I
just happen to be going that way myself..."
< SamCarter> *Really*, sir. How... nice.
< JayFelger> Major Samantha Carter.
< JayFelger> Major Samantha Felger.
< JayFelger> Major Samantha Felger-Carter.
< SamCarter> *pauses* Sir? Can I borrow some C4?
< `Domino> ....I still have that grenade...
< GeekRyuu> Oh god... (grabs another bowl)
* JayFelger will need to work on this.
< JackO`Neill> No.
< JackO`Neill> Ask me later.
< SamCarter> Oh. OH.
< SamCarter> Right.
< SamCarter> Sir.
* JackO`Neill grins.
* SamCarter almost skips out the door, heading for the elevator.
* JackO`Neill is now known as Nightwing
< `Domino> Mind the spare mops!
* SamCarter is now known as Lyssie
* Nightwing hi-5's Lyss :)
< GeekRyuu> (weakly)I shouldn't have anything left in my stomach.
* Nightwing pats Ryuu.
* Lyssie re-fives.
< Lyssie> Awww. Sorry, honey. :)
* JayFelger is now known as Acetal
< GeekRyuu> No, it was the rampant PDA.
< Acetal> Ah. Well not everyone has a secretary, you know.
< Lyssie> Ryuu: But we never touched each other! Er.
< Nightwing> Not one touch!
< GeekRyuu> Also, getting knocked on my ass by a pissed-off colonel.
< Nightwing> At least, in public.
< GeekRyuu> Apparently O'Neill is touchy about people checking out his
ass. Just to warn you.
< Nightwing> Ryuu: See? Life is fun with fictives!
< Lyssie> He seems fine when Sam does it.
< Nightwing> Correction: He's touchy about anyone but Carter checking
out his ass. ;)
* Lyssie snerks.
* GeekRyuu wails. But it's such a pretty one!
< Acetal> Ah. Well no wonder. There was all that time he had it shelved.
;)
< Lyssie> *snicker*
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