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1. Picked up new X-Factor. Dear Layla Sue, please die. In fact, I wish the kids had beaten you to death, you waste of space.

2. Note to self: write up gleeful rambling about Farscape season 4 and BSG season 2. Remember you are one of three people who like both, and lament the state of fandom these days.

3. Tomorrow is Friday.

4. Try not to have an opinion. Failing that, try not speaking said opinion.

5. Dear people driving, nearly 99% of you don't know how to fucking drive. Please get off the fucking roads when I'm around. If I had a hood-mounted laser, I'd have a higher bodycount than world war two.

6. Seriously. This stupid bitch in the supermarket parking lot almost backed into Moya.

7. Someone in the road work planning crew needs to be taken out, stripped naked and beaten to death with chainsaws. The road I normally drive to get to the highway? COMPLETELY FUCKING BLOCKED. The road I have to now take to get to the highway ALSO NOW COMPLETELY FUCKING BLOCKED.

8. Please can I kill other people on the road? Seriously. It would make my life so much easier.

9. I don't have road rage, I have road homicidal tendencies.

10. hyare is an evil influence.