Helo desktop, and two icons.

Christ. Almost done with this whole posting thing. *wants to sleeeep*

But! First, I give you a vaguely spoilery for Lay Down your Whatsits Helo desktop. Not my caps or images, found *handwaves* out there, somewhere. Text is a response to The Cardigans' 'Do You' Believe'.

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And two icons. Non-spoilery, unless Helo and His Arms are spoilery.
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You can blame Anna Nalick for the text.

Mmm. Bed.

random letters

Dear Pete Anders,

I'm very sorry that most of fandom seems to dislike you, or, in some cases, hate you. It's even sadder that most of them simply see you as a stepping stone to the true love of Sam/Jack Kara/Lee, and that you're just there to make her see how much she loves Jack Lee.

Unfortunately, despite the fact that you're actually good for Sam Kara, fandom really just wants to fuck Jack Lee themselves, and Sam Kara makes a convenient stand-in. (Although, surprisingly, a few want to fuck Sam Kara, and you aren't pretty enough for them to be).

Sadly, this means that most of the fic written about you will be a treatise about why you and Sam Kara are ultimately doomed to fail.

I'd say there would be fic of the opposite type, but those of us who like you aren't quite so fucking petty.

I will say this, though, you're less demonized than Pete Shanahan ever was. Although, please don't buy Kara a house. That would be just a little presumptuous.

Lyss



Dear Dee,

I'm very sorry that fandom hates you more than they hated Mary Sue Kerry. Perhaps if you suddenly told Lee he didn't want you and he really wanted Daniel Kara, things might go better for you.

Possibly, they all just think you're Laira and Sara and Kynthia rolled into one. Which, sadly, the three of them together are a hard act to follow.

I suppose you could go have Lee's baby and then Charlie could die because his dad left a fire-arm lying around.

If it helps, the two of you are veryvery pretty together, and kind of hit the kink Wash/Zoe did for me.

Please try not to take the hatred personally, and to remember that sometimes, life sucks.

Lyss

ETA: Spoilers for Sacrifice contained in comments.