I love having ridiculous, fandom dreams... even when work is involved.
So. I was at work, and I get this call from someone telling me a Cyber fleet is on its way to conquer Earth. There's some minor panic involved, and then I asked what I could do about it, and the person said I had 'contacts' and to use them.
I hung up on them and called a friend of a friend, and asked him to get in touch with the Rebel Alliance, as they owed me a favor, and Earth was in danger. He said they'd need money for equipment. I said that was fine, as long as they got their asses into place (with their large fleet, apparently).
The next call I made was to one of the managers in my office, and I asked her if she'd meant it when she said that they owed me a debt of gratitude, as I was collecting to protect the planet. She said sure, and she'd see what funds she could generate.
Now, in my dream, I knew everyone would think I was nuts and that it was a joke and such, but to my surprise, the manager filled out wire forms sending me large sums of money--for the defense of Earth was in the notations, as well as a note that said "this is just to encourage Ana, please send a 0 dollar wire and record the numbers for her"
Which was sort of hilarious, but also useful. I grabbed the sheets and handed them off to a 'friend' at lunch, who could process them properly to pay the Rebel Alliance money.
And then I woke up and was like "..." about it all.
I hung up on them and called a friend of a friend, and asked him to get in touch with the Rebel Alliance, as they owed me a favor, and Earth was in danger. He said they'd need money for equipment. I said that was fine, as long as they got their asses into place (with their large fleet, apparently).
The next call I made was to one of the managers in my office, and I asked her if she'd meant it when she said that they owed me a debt of gratitude, as I was collecting to protect the planet. She said sure, and she'd see what funds she could generate.
Now, in my dream, I knew everyone would think I was nuts and that it was a joke and such, but to my surprise, the manager filled out wire forms sending me large sums of money--for the defense of Earth was in the notations, as well as a note that said "this is just to encourage Ana, please send a 0 dollar wire and record the numbers for her"
Which was sort of hilarious, but also useful. I grabbed the sheets and handed them off to a 'friend' at lunch, who could process them properly to pay the Rebel Alliance money.
And then I woke up and was like "..." about it all.
