a letter

[lyssie]

Dear uterus,

Sneak attacks are a military strategy, in case you didn't know. Although, I suppose the point is to shed as much blood as possible.

No love, but thanking brightly-colored Kotex for existing,

ms

Comments

[summermoonpaint.livejournal.com]

:)

[karate0kat.livejournal.com]

During one particularly awful day in high school, I sat in the lunch room thinking, and finally announced, loudly enough for several neighboring tables to hear:

"This sucks. We get cramps and bloating and labor pains. Men get boners and wet dreams. Fuck men."

[quietdarkness.livejournal.com]

They make brightly colored Kotex now?

[greycoupon.livejournal.com]

Yikes. I hate when that happens.

Well, at least it's now and not in two weeks? On the rag while traveling is horrid.

[alryssa.livejournal.com]

*raises hand* Started today too. Not good timing.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it's the new "U By Kotex" stuff. I find it sort of ridiculous, but hilarious, that I can have a bright orange tampon case thingie. Also, they're smaller for carrying than the normal size.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

True. it's just,argh. surprise attacks.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

ugh. My sympathies.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

ahahahah. yes.

[dreagoddess.livejournal.com]

Never used them, but love love love their commercials!

[karma-aster.livejournal.com]

Mine's a bit late, actually. I'm hoping it doesn't pop up during con. That tends to be a total lack of fun.

But, yeah, sneak attacks are why I tend to keep my supplies on hand at all times.

[alryssa.livejournal.com]

*passes Midol*

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Fingers crossed.

I have them in my backpack.