Action Figure Theatre: Moments on a Laptop

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You will notice that Sam may be heading for a grope. Meanwhile, Uhura looks like she might want to shoot him.


Wolverine's reaction to Sam's boots, "Good grief, they're not having sex AGAIN?"


This is Bishop. Note his "OMGNO" look. He is also lonely.


Luckily for him, Kitty and 'Tasha are all, "What up?" And then they go and guard some jewels.


There is no steadi-cam in this movie, folks!


But then one day, some Cylons came to town... And so did Hellboy. And Bishop wandered off to sit elsewhere.


Our Heroes, against the forces of, um... lame canon. darkness.


You will note how D and Leland are all, "No, we come in peace!" and Kara is torn between shooting D and pointing her gun over at the Good Guys.


Lockheed is having serious burning fantasies about Leoben's shirt.


(Leoben is also a bit "...where did Doral get to?" and possibly thinking about streams and how Hellboy's soul feels familiar)


Happily, there is some fast-talking and then Our Heroes array themselves in the front lines for the coming apocalypse.


Kara, of course, is off to the underworld to rescue her husband from the Devil. Or something. Hellboy said he'd been there a few times and would she like a guide?