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A funny thing happened on the way to Avengers Mansion....
So, I got a link from Amazon about a new sale they've got (one that is so TOTALLY DIFFERENT from the last three thousand they've had). And I poke at the forty or so crappy movies/tv shows....
And there's one that jumps out at me, The Next Avengers...
Curious, and dreading, I clicked through to discover this description:
But all was not lost for Tony Stark (Iron Man) kept the children of the Avengers safe and raised them to become the teenage heroes of tomorrow. Now James (Son of Captain America and Black Widow), Torunn (Daughter of Thor), Azari (Son of the Black Panther), and Pym (Son of Wasp and Giant Man) must finish the fight their parents started. Soon the arrow-slinging son of Hawkeye will join their ranks but it will take more than five teens to destroy the machine that defeated their parents.
That's right, folks, a man who should never be in charge of children is raising them. And their parents are dead.And Natasha and Steve are all wtfno
The Earth is so fucked.
And there's one that jumps out at me, The Next Avengers...
Curious, and dreading, I clicked through to discover this description:
But all was not lost for Tony Stark (Iron Man) kept the children of the Avengers safe and raised them to become the teenage heroes of tomorrow. Now James (Son of Captain America and Black Widow), Torunn (Daughter of Thor), Azari (Son of the Black Panther), and Pym (Son of Wasp and Giant Man) must finish the fight their parents started. Soon the arrow-slinging son of Hawkeye will join their ranks but it will take more than five teens to destroy the machine that defeated their parents.
That's right, folks, a man who should never be in charge of children is raising them. And their parents are dead.
The Earth is so fucked.