note to self:
Get chosen as VP candidate, so someone will buy you a 150,000 dollar wardrobe and hair style. Make sure it's Republican, as those Dems are cheapskates (srsly, only 400 for a haircut).
Luckily, they'll save cash, as you don't have childrento exploit to use as mascots.
But until then, go be one of those Joe Sixpacks or whatever at a job you loathe. Because no one's gonna give you a hand up if you ain't rich.
Luckily, they'll save cash, as you don't have children
But until then, go be one of those Joe Sixpacks or whatever at a job you loathe. Because no one's gonna give you a hand up if you ain't rich.
