morning crack!fic theory on BSG

[lyssie]

Spoilers for Revelations.


So, like, once upon a time, the FF stole the arrow of Apollo, opened the Tomb of Athena and got the map o Earth. Then they put the arrow back and went on their merry way.

Once they got to Earth, they nuked it, for shits and giggles.

And then, all guilty, they went back to the colonies and... did something to themselves so they wouldn't remember. And died. And were reborn. Or something.

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[chev-y.livejournal.com]

And when they got to Earth there was this crazy outdoor concert happening where they picked up on this wild music played by this fabulous black left handed guitar player (but they still nuked the planet for shits and giggles) and it was so magical it stuck in their DNA.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Hendrix didn't die, he was kidnaped by Cylons!

[chev-y.livejournal.com]

And is the FIFTH!!!!!