morning crack!fic theory on BSG

[lyssie]

Spoilers for Revelations.


So, like, once upon a time, the FF stole the arrow of Apollo, opened the Tomb of Athena and got the map o Earth. Then they put the arrow back and went on their merry way.

Once they got to Earth, they nuked it, for shits and giggles.

And then, all guilty, they went back to the colonies and... did something to themselves so they wouldn't remember. And died. And were reborn. Or something.

Comments

[rosewildeirish.livejournal.com]

But if we follow BSG logic, that means they're also really awesome in the sack, right? ;)

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Yup. ;] (unless I make the mistake and end up with the Baltar)

[rosewildeirish.livejournal.com]

Even so, he seems to do a good enough job that he doesn't have a horde of women out to keel him. And hey, he was good enough to keep Six interested. ;)

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Caprica had a mission. Letting him know he sucked in bed wouldn't have helped... Or maybe she hadn't had any comparison (unlike Tory)

[rosewildeirish.livejournal.com]

Hee. See, I have no problem with believing Baltar doesn't suck in bed. And I don't hate him, unlike most of fandom. They need a villain, and he's actually...got some depth, and keeps trying to justify his asshattery to himself, which you hardly ever see in teevee. :)