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Or something like that. MEME TIME!
AHAHA. So. The first one is based off this lovely article Your Friends Are Not Watching the Same Show You Are and That's OK. AHEM. What shows am I watching?
BSG was once upon a time the Kara Thrace is Hot, Will Kick Your Ass and Fly Like a Maniac (and can I have one, pls?) Show. For a very limited run, it was joined with the Kara and Helo Caprica Road Show which segued into the Kara and Anders Are Hot and Make Out a Lot Show (also a sadly limited run) that went on hiatus for a while but since the Kara Thrace iHWKYAaFLaMS took over for a while, I was ok with that. Then it came back! Then it was kinda weird, and became a combination of that and the Helo Needs to Take Off His Shirt Show. There were also limited runs of The Dee is More Awesome Than God Show and The Racetrack Rocks Hour, too. Currently, though, all have been superceded by the Kara and Helo Caprica Road Show in Spaaaace.
NCIS is the Ziva and Abby Are Awesome Hour with side-cameos from the Tony is a Dumbass, McGee is Adorable, Ducky is the Man and Gibbs is Snarky Show. Sometimes, they're joined by the Jenny Shepard Can Kick Your Ass in Five Words Show. Sadly, the Agent Lee is Cute as a Button Show seems to have gone on permanent hiatus, along with the Col. Hollis Mann Snark Hour.
Bones is the, um... Everyone is Snarky and Adorably Sciency Show, sometimes it's the Angela and Cam Should Have Sex Show, or the Booth and Brennan Need a Room Show, too. Occasionally, it's joined by the OMG THAT IS SO GROSS Moment.
Doctor Who is the, um... Ten is Wacky, Donna Rocks, Martha Jones Rules the Universe While Rose Joins Black Air Show. (oldskool is the Imagination Can Take You Anywhere and You Get to Topple Totalitarian Governments Along the Way and Blow Things Up a Lot Show)
Forensic Files is the Science Is Awesome and Hot Show.
Torchwood is the Stop Hitting All My Kinks, You Bastards Show, sometimes it's also the Gwen is the Best Thing Ever Hour.
On to the shipping meme, which was last seen at![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
spoonishly's, and which I do not have a cool copy/paste thing for you to get the code from.
- List 6 ships you like. Number them from 1 to 6.
1. Kara Thrace/Sam Anders (Battlestar Galactica)
2. Kitty Pryde/Pete Wisdom (Excalibur/The X-Men)
3. Elizabeth Weir/John Sheppard (Stargate: Atlantis)
4. Sam Carter/Kara Thrace (Stargate: SG-1/Battlestar Galactica)
5. Aeryn Sun/John Crichton (Farscape)
6. Dana Scully/Fox Mulder (The X-Files)
- List 3 ships that you used to like, but not anymore (except when you kinda remember how adorable they are and thus, ship them again [since, well, I rarely stop shipping people]). Number them from 7 to 9.
7. Sam Carter/Jack O'Neill (Stargate: SG-1)
8. Kara/Leoben Conoy (BSG)
9. Anastasia Dualla/Lee Adama (BSG)
- List 3 ships that you don't like. Number them from 10 to 12.
10. Kara/Lee (BSG)
11. Jack O'Neill/Daniel Jackson (Stargate: SG-1)
12. Teyla Emmagan/John Sheppard (Stargate: Atlantis)
- List 2 ships that you're curious about, but don't quite ship. Number them from 13 to 14.
13. Marian Ravenwood/Indiana Jones (Indiana Jones movies, specifically Raiders of the Lost Ark)
14. Teyla/Elizabeth (Stargate: Atlantis)
QUESTIONS:
1. Why don't you like 11?
Because I don't. In general, because I don't see the point of not having women around. In specific, because I can't ever see it occurring. In even more specific, because I'm tired of seeing Sam Carter getting bashed.
2. Do you know anybody who ships 13?
Maybe?
3. What would be your ideal circumstances for couple 3?
Running Atlantis for the next forty years, bickering, growing old together, and generally scaring people when they sometimes forget that Liz's office is glass and there's kissing.
4. What's your favorite episode/scene of 1?
Right at the moment? Ties That Bind, Kara shoving him back and him pinning her and--the hot sex that followed. Well. Once they stripped and moved her cans of paint.
5. Since when do you ship couple 6?
Er... Season one of the X-Files? I'm not actually sure I knew entirely what shipping was back then, though. I just... knew they should be having a lot of sex together.
6. Why did you stop shipping couple 8?
I have issues with Stockholme Syndrome and the idea that you have to be raped and beaten to become/accept your destiny.
7. You have the power so that one couple doesn't exist. Pick either 10 or 12.
10. That's not even a hard choice. And to be fair, I don't hate Teyla/John, I just never see any interest in it. Also, she's hotter with Elizabeth.
8. What do you prefer, 2 or 4?
Oh, now that's unfair... hrm. Let me get back to you on that.
Well, technically, you know, #4 doesn't exist already. #2 is canon. #4? Kara Thrace and Sam Carter aren't even from the same show.
9. What interests you about 14?
It's hot. And full of kickass women. And possibly, stick-fighting, gun-slinging, piratey awesomeness. And leaders sitting down and having a drink together, and commiserating over the stupid people they work with.
10. When did you stop liking 7?
Season Eight, when Jack just... I honestly blame RDA and his boredom, here. Because he was annoying. There were also a few bits and pieces where, uh, it's kinda weird and I feel like he doesn't really respect her. Respect is a big thing, with me.
11. When you lost interest for 9, did you lose interest in the canon?
Um. No. No, I think I'd lost interest in the canon long before...
12. What is a song that reminds you of 5?
Well, since it's playing, 'Zoot Suit Riot' by the Cherry Poppin' Daddies. C'mon, the entirety of Farscape is a frakkin' riot, baby.
13. Which ship do you like the most?
Right at the moment? Kara/Anders. This should surprise no one.
14. Which one do you like the least?
Kara/Lee.
15. If you could make two of these couples have a double date, which two would you choose?
man. Um. Do Kara and Sam actually date? I mean, Kara and Anders. I-- Kara/Anders and Kitty/Wisdom, and there would be snark, international villainy, things blowing up, drinking, flirting, mockery, destinies, aliens trying to take over the world, and at one point, they'd all wake up in bed together. Possibly naked.
16. Has the second couple kissed yet?
Hell, yes. On panel, even. *smug*
17. Did 4 have a happy ending? If the canon isn't over, do you think it will end well?
...YES. YES THEY DID. They continue to fly and make out in inappropriate places, and sometimes, Kara remembers she has a husband and flirts with him. Or something. Or Vala has him. Vala likes calling him Samuel, because it annoys him.
18. What would make you start shipping 13?
Er. Watching the movie again. Probably.
19. If only one could happen, which one would you choose: 2 or 6?
Two. Grown-up Kitty Pryde with her own black ops boyfriend = awesomesauce.
20. You have the power to choose the fate of 10. What would happen to them?
...
....
Realllly?
Ok.
1. Dee kicks Lee in the groin.
2. Kara looks confused the next time he tries to put the moves on her.
3. Kara and Anders accidentally have sex in CIC when Lee's visiting from Colonial One.
4. When they reach Earth, Lee finds a nice civilian girl who will kick him if he considers straying, but is otherwise sweet. And maybe loves him, even though he's sometimes an idiot.
5. Kara and Anders continue to stay married, and end up becoming the uncle and aunt every child in the colony comes running to for advice. This confuses the frak out of them, a lot. And Roslin and Adama are very smug that the kids aren't bugging them, though Mom and Dad dote on all the kids. In their own way. From their cabin, in the woods.
6. Dee becomes Admiral, and she and Racetrack sometimes have sex in CIC. (IT IS MY FANTASY) Seelix is only jealous when she doesn't get to watch.
AHAHA. So. The first one is based off this lovely article Your Friends Are Not Watching the Same Show You Are and That's OK. AHEM. What shows am I watching?
BSG was once upon a time the Kara Thrace is Hot, Will Kick Your Ass and Fly Like a Maniac (and can I have one, pls?) Show. For a very limited run, it was joined with the Kara and Helo Caprica Road Show which segued into the Kara and Anders Are Hot and Make Out a Lot Show (also a sadly limited run) that went on hiatus for a while but since the Kara Thrace iHWKYAaFLaMS took over for a while, I was ok with that. Then it came back! Then it was kinda weird, and became a combination of that and the Helo Needs to Take Off His Shirt Show. There were also limited runs of The Dee is More Awesome Than God Show and The Racetrack Rocks Hour, too. Currently, though, all have been superceded by the Kara and Helo Caprica Road Show in Spaaaace.
NCIS is the Ziva and Abby Are Awesome Hour with side-cameos from the Tony is a Dumbass, McGee is Adorable, Ducky is the Man and Gibbs is Snarky Show. Sometimes, they're joined by the Jenny Shepard Can Kick Your Ass in Five Words Show. Sadly, the Agent Lee is Cute as a Button Show seems to have gone on permanent hiatus, along with the Col. Hollis Mann Snark Hour.
Bones is the, um... Everyone is Snarky and Adorably Sciency Show, sometimes it's the Angela and Cam Should Have Sex Show, or the Booth and Brennan Need a Room Show, too. Occasionally, it's joined by the OMG THAT IS SO GROSS Moment.
Doctor Who is the, um... Ten is Wacky, Donna Rocks, Martha Jones Rules the Universe While Rose Joins Black Air Show. (oldskool is the Imagination Can Take You Anywhere and You Get to Topple Totalitarian Governments Along the Way and Blow Things Up a Lot Show)
Forensic Files is the Science Is Awesome and Hot Show.
Torchwood is the Stop Hitting All My Kinks, You Bastards Show, sometimes it's also the Gwen is the Best Thing Ever Hour.
On to the shipping meme, which was last seen at
spoonishly's, and which I do not have a cool copy/paste thing for you to get the code from.- List 6 ships you like. Number them from 1 to 6.
1. Kara Thrace/Sam Anders (Battlestar Galactica)
2. Kitty Pryde/Pete Wisdom (Excalibur/The X-Men)
3. Elizabeth Weir/John Sheppard (Stargate: Atlantis)
4. Sam Carter/Kara Thrace (Stargate: SG-1/Battlestar Galactica)
5. Aeryn Sun/John Crichton (Farscape)
6. Dana Scully/Fox Mulder (The X-Files)
- List 3 ships that you used to like, but not anymore (except when you kinda remember how adorable they are and thus, ship them again [since, well, I rarely stop shipping people]). Number them from 7 to 9.
7. Sam Carter/Jack O'Neill (Stargate: SG-1)
8. Kara/Leoben Conoy (BSG)
9. Anastasia Dualla/Lee Adama (BSG)
- List 3 ships that you don't like. Number them from 10 to 12.
10. Kara/Lee (BSG)
11. Jack O'Neill/Daniel Jackson (Stargate: SG-1)
12. Teyla Emmagan/John Sheppard (Stargate: Atlantis)
- List 2 ships that you're curious about, but don't quite ship. Number them from 13 to 14.
13. Marian Ravenwood/Indiana Jones (Indiana Jones movies, specifically Raiders of the Lost Ark)
14. Teyla/Elizabeth (Stargate: Atlantis)
QUESTIONS:
1. Why don't you like 11?
2. Do you know anybody who ships 13?
Maybe?
3. What would be your ideal circumstances for couple 3?
Running Atlantis for the next forty years, bickering, growing old together, and generally scaring people when they sometimes forget that Liz's office is glass and there's kissing.
4. What's your favorite episode/scene of 1?
Right at the moment? Ties That Bind, Kara shoving him back and him pinning her and--the hot sex that followed. Well. Once they stripped and moved her cans of paint.
5. Since when do you ship couple 6?
Er... Season one of the X-Files? I'm not actually sure I knew entirely what shipping was back then, though. I just... knew they should be having a lot of sex together.
6. Why did you stop shipping couple 8?
I have issues with Stockholme Syndrome and the idea that you have to be raped and beaten to become/accept your destiny.
7. You have the power so that one couple doesn't exist. Pick either 10 or 12.
10. That's not even a hard choice. And to be fair, I don't hate Teyla/John, I just never see any interest in it. Also, she's hotter with Elizabeth.
8. What do you prefer, 2 or 4?
Oh, now that's unfair... hrm. Let me get back to you on that.
Well, technically, you know, #4 doesn't exist already. #2 is canon. #4? Kara Thrace and Sam Carter aren't even from the same show.
9. What interests you about 14?
It's hot. And full of kickass women. And possibly, stick-fighting, gun-slinging, piratey awesomeness. And leaders sitting down and having a drink together, and commiserating over the stupid people they work with.
10. When did you stop liking 7?
Season Eight, when Jack just... I honestly blame RDA and his boredom, here. Because he was annoying. There were also a few bits and pieces where, uh, it's kinda weird and I feel like he doesn't really respect her. Respect is a big thing, with me.
11. When you lost interest for 9, did you lose interest in the canon?
Um. No. No, I think I'd lost interest in the canon long before...
12. What is a song that reminds you of 5?
Well, since it's playing, 'Zoot Suit Riot' by the Cherry Poppin' Daddies. C'mon, the entirety of Farscape is a frakkin' riot, baby.
13. Which ship do you like the most?
Right at the moment? Kara/Anders. This should surprise no one.
14. Which one do you like the least?
Kara/Lee.
15. If you could make two of these couples have a double date, which two would you choose?
man. Um. Do Kara and Sam actually date? I mean, Kara and Anders. I-- Kara/Anders and Kitty/Wisdom, and there would be snark, international villainy, things blowing up, drinking, flirting, mockery, destinies, aliens trying to take over the world, and at one point, they'd all wake up in bed together. Possibly naked.
16. Has the second couple kissed yet?
Hell, yes. On panel, even. *smug*
17. Did 4 have a happy ending? If the canon isn't over, do you think it will end well?
...YES. YES THEY DID. They continue to fly and make out in inappropriate places, and sometimes, Kara remembers she has a husband and flirts with him. Or something. Or Vala has him. Vala likes calling him Samuel, because it annoys him.
18. What would make you start shipping 13?
Er. Watching the movie again. Probably.
19. If only one could happen, which one would you choose: 2 or 6?
Two. Grown-up Kitty Pryde with her own black ops boyfriend = awesomesauce.
20. You have the power to choose the fate of 10. What would happen to them?
...
....
Realllly?
Ok.
1. Dee kicks Lee in the groin.
2. Kara looks confused the next time he tries to put the moves on her.
3. Kara and Anders accidentally have sex in CIC when Lee's visiting from Colonial One.
4. When they reach Earth, Lee finds a nice civilian girl who will kick him if he considers straying, but is otherwise sweet. And maybe loves him, even though he's sometimes an idiot.
5. Kara and Anders continue to stay married, and end up becoming the uncle and aunt every child in the colony comes running to for advice. This confuses the frak out of them, a lot. And Roslin and Adama are very smug that the kids aren't bugging them, though Mom and Dad dote on all the kids. In their own way. From their cabin, in the woods.
6. Dee becomes Admiral, and she and Racetrack sometimes have sex in CIC. (IT IS MY FANTASY) Seelix is only jealous when she doesn't get to watch.
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Re: you gave me a mental image >O
HAHAH. That is awesome. *craves more*
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Re: you gave me a mental image >O
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I read that and immediately thought of you when she mentioned a "Kara Thrace and Sam Anders" show watcher who thought Sarah Jane was too kiddie. Do you two know each other? Or stunning coincidence. ;)
1. Dee kicks Lee in the groin.
2. Kara looks confused the next time he tries to put the moves on her.
3. Kara and Anders accidentally have sex in CIC when Lee's visiting from Colonial One.
4. When they reach Earth, Lee finds a nice civilian girl who will kick him if he considers straying, but is otherwise sweet. And maybe loves him, even though he's sometimes an idiot.
5. Kara and Anders continue to stay married, and end up becoming the uncle and aunt every child in the colony comes running to for advice. This confuses the frak out of them, a lot. And Roslin and Adama are very smug that the kids aren't bugging them, though Mom and Dad dote on all the kids. In their own way. From their cabin, in the woods.
6. Dee becomes Admiral, and she and Racetrack sometimes have sex in CIC. (IT IS MY FANTASY) Seelix is only jealous when she doesn't get to watch.
They really need you on the writing staff. NOW. ;)
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They really need you on the writing staff. NOW. ;)
There would be... weekly beatings, if the women didn't interact.
Re: you gave me a mental image >O
I can SO see that. And Kacey's mom tries to understand, and Kara's all, "...damn, I was just like that. Sorry..." And Leoben, somewhere, is all kinds of smug, but never says any reason why.
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Marion/Indy! YAY! I think we're going to be tossed a bone in the new movie and I'm pathetically excited.
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YES!
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man. Um. Do Kara and Sam actually date? I mean, Kara and Anders. I-- Kara/Anders and Kitty/Wisdom, and there would be snark, international villainy, things blowing up, drinking, flirting, mockery, destinies, aliens trying to take over the world, and at one point, they'd all wake up in bed together. Possibly naked.
*dies* That would be the best thing ever. If you ever decide to write that crossover, I would, like, have to build altars to your awesome creative powers. And possibly start cults. :)
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and still slightly embarrassed, though amused, which is a fun combination.no subject