OT4! Woo hoo! And boy would I love it if canon even give us a HINT of this going on.... (too much to ask I'm sure, but. STILL.) *slurp* and someday I will write the OT4 I started last year, yes, now that I see how it can work

Horny!Verse!Sam = now possibly my favorite character ever. :D So hot.
(and considering you wrote this while feeling icky -- I am amazed)