I can has lunch.

[lyssie]

It is possible, in my need to air out the apartment, that I've now made it far too cold in here. Windows are now closed.

MY KITCHEN FLOOR IS CLEAN. No one is ever allowed to walk on it, ever again. We will learn to levitate.

I had to move the couch, which contained something exceedingly fluffy, and when I moved the couch, exceedingly glarey. This is ok. There was cuddles-time earlier, complete with me being more grey and brown afterwards. I just need some orange and I'll be a calico cat, too!

Seriously. It's cold. I'm covered in goose bumps.

Comments

[linda-joyce.livejournal.com]

Cuddle the cat again. there is nothing quite like a living animal to be a hot water bottle that does not cool off.

[alryssa.livejournal.com]

No one is ever allowed to walk on it, ever again. We will learn to levitate.

Don't forget to put butter on the cat's back, so she can hover over your nice clean floor. VROOOOOOM


I had to move the couch, which contained something exceedingly fluffy, and when I moved the couch, exceedingly glarey

HAHAHAHA. I had to make Tom come over here and read this, because it was supremely excellent.

A calico Lyssie! This idea pleases me for some strange reason I cannot define...

[surreallis.livejournal.com]

Haa! I know what you mean when it comes to clean kitchen floors. I want to demand that people take their shoes off and then bathe their feet in soapy water before putting on sterilized footies, upon which I will have a lottery to decide who will be allowed to venture forth onto the floor.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

I did, but then she ran away from me. And currently, she is being sulky!cat because I filled up the couch with things like plastic bags and have also stolen the chair to sit in.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

*gigglefits* Quin objects to things on her back. Even if they're plastic gold coins.

Perhaps I shall be a calico cat for Hallowe'en.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

YES. I like this idea. And anyone who disobeys will be summarily executed. *CHOP*

[alryssa.livejournal.com]

Oooh! Ooh! Make a cardboard car door and randomly yell at people, "JESUS CHRIST IT'S A LION GET IN THE CAR" and see who gets it. :D

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHAHAHAH! Yes. Possibly.

*eats chocolate and waits for her hair to dry a little*

[alryssa.livejournal.com]

*wills self to remember this idea in October*

*will likely fail so hard*

I need to stop eating konpeito. The sugar rush is going to kill me.

[frolicndetour.livejournal.com]

I had to move the couch, which contained something exceedingly fluffy, and when I moved the couch, exceedingly glarey. This is ok. There was cuddles-time earlier, complete with me being more grey and brown afterwards. I just need some orange and I'll be a calico cat, too!

Heh. I love your cat stories. And you're making me feel guilty with all this cleaning talk. ;)

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

*gleeful* She is fluffy and adorable.

Don't feel guilty, it's been weeeeks.