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Why I should not be left alone and bored.
If Battlestar Galactica (new) were the movie 200 Cigarettes. Ahem. I did this at work a very long time ago, then promptly forgot it. What follows is the list matching up the characters along with quick character bios and snippets. Please be aware of implied Season Three spoilers.
Yes. I do really love this movie a lot (Paul Rudd and Courtney Love are hawt) *debates icon, goes with the Kara and Sam as Kevin and Lucy one*
Kara = Lucy (this one was a no-brainer)
Sam = Kevin (less easy, because you could slot Lee in here, too. But Lee doesn't really fit, given his
total inability to figure Lucy out)
Billy Keikaya = The Cabbie of Love (not so obvious, until you work out who has to be Caitlyn and Bridget, and also who has to be Jack)
Dee = Caitlyn (has the hots for Eric)
Athena = Bridget (breaking up with Eric)
Lee = Eric (Seriously, this makes more sense. Besides, Lee would so be the kind of guy to do big paintings of abstract vaginas)
Baltar = Jack (everyone loves Jack, and he can't get away from the women who love him)
Roslin = Ellie (suddenly, Allie requesting Sam Anders/Laura Roslin and me thinking that would be hot and amusing makes way more sense, since I'd considered Ellie as Laura ages ago)
Adama = Elvis Costello (this makes sense, too)
Helo = The Bartender (this also makes sense, he almost gets off with at least three different women)
Boomer = Stephie (sorry, honey, but you are kinda a whiny brat)
Caprica = Val (once she has her claws into a man, he can't get rid of her)
Cally = Cindy (sweet, cute, and above all, adorable)
Chief = Tom (Chief's a bit too old, but it mostly works)
D'Anna = Monica (this fits in more ways than one, ahahah)
Tory = Hilary (sorry, Tory, but that means you're macking on Lee)
200 Cigarillos "All of this has happened before"
Lucy Thrace - Brash, egotistical pilot, who sometimes paints. She throws herself into relationship after relationship rather than pine for Kevin--one of the few women not to have told Jack she loved him. She's also had Eric and been unimpressed. On the night of Kevin's birthday, she gives into the imp of the perverse and dares him to frak her.
Kevin Anders - Not just a pyramid player, her likes artists and flirts with women in power--his best friend things he's an idiot and frequently tells him so. On the night of his break-up with Ellie Roslin, he realises a cold hard fact: Lucy is right. He is a coward.
Billy the Cabbie of Love - He just wants everyone to feel the love, baby. From Kevin and Lucy to Ellie (whom he thinks is awesome), to Dee and Athena. 'Specially Dee, since she lights up his world somethin' fierce, sugar.
Dee - She's a party girl that doesn't want to get cursed or saddled with a man who's crap in bed. She's not all that interested in hulking raptor pilots with silver tongues and boring stories about engine parts.
Athena - Dee's best friend. She's almost desperate enough to keep her current man. Then she finds out the bad news: she's a Cylon and her boyfriend really can't find a clitoris with a diagram. Couple that with her best friend trying to steal her man, and it's a night to remember.
Eric Adama - Daddy issues. Confused. Believes that his flying prowess and painting skills make him the Gods' gift to women. Unfortunately, women keep dumping him with lame excuses.
Jack Baltar - A man who doesn't believe in love, though he enjoys women. Yet they keep confessing love to him. Until Cally's blackmail begins to make him reconsider his free and easy attitude. Then he meets Caprica, a girl he can't quite comprehend and he realizes he's met his match.
Ellie Roslin - She didn't want to be President, but it was thrust upon her and when she put her trust in an unreliable puramid player, she got burned. She's unaware that her aide, Tory, once had a fling with Kevin.
Elvis Adama - Eric's dad. He's given up trying to tell his son about women and is settling for being an Admiral and a pop star, churning out hit after hit. Quite a few women would like to find themselves in his bed, including D'Anna.
Helo the Bartender - Sure, being a raptor pilot isn't as glamorous as a viper, but he's determined to prove he's awesome, despite boring every girl he comes in contact with. He almost ends up having sex in a bathroom with Lucy.
Boomer - Cap's best friend. She's a neurotic basket-case, uncertain how to have fun. She doesn't hit it off well with the Chief, but her Cylon-ness might have something to do with it. She ends up unconscious (and dead) for a while after D'Anna's party.
Caprica - She's just a girl who wants a place to belong -- either as a human or a Cylon and she's going to trust in God. Especially when he brings her to Jack, God's Chosen One.
Cally (aka Babygirl Pretty in Pink) - Young and naive, she latches onto Jack, believing something special occurred between them when he saved her life. When that doesn't spark a reaction, she blackmails him until she meets the Chief, who would really like to love her for who she is.
The Chief - He's just a nice guy looking for a nice girl. First, he meets Capric and Boomer, neither of whom are exactly stable. Eventually, he meets Cally, and everything just makes so much more sense.
D'Anna - She just wants to throw a party and meet the Final Five (or God). She once dated Eric, but now she's siccing Tory on him in an effort to keep people around. After freaking the frak out, she gets boxed until the party's over, therefore missing her chance to meet Elvis.
Tory - Another party girl, she has a thing for artists (and the occasional sports star), and works as an assistant for Ellie. D'Anna is her cousin and she convinces Tory to come back to the Cylon by promising her Eric, an artist who paints abstract 'flowers'.
Yes. I do really love this movie a lot (Paul Rudd and Courtney Love are hawt) *debates icon, goes with the Kara and Sam as Kevin and Lucy one*
Kara = Lucy (this one was a no-brainer)
Sam = Kevin (less easy, because you could slot Lee in here, too. But Lee doesn't really fit, given his
total inability to figure Lucy out)
Billy Keikaya = The Cabbie of Love (not so obvious, until you work out who has to be Caitlyn and Bridget, and also who has to be Jack)
Dee = Caitlyn (has the hots for Eric)
Athena = Bridget (breaking up with Eric)
Lee = Eric (Seriously, this makes more sense. Besides, Lee would so be the kind of guy to do big paintings of abstract vaginas)
Baltar = Jack (everyone loves Jack, and he can't get away from the women who love him)
Roslin = Ellie (suddenly, Allie requesting Sam Anders/Laura Roslin and me thinking that would be hot and amusing makes way more sense, since I'd considered Ellie as Laura ages ago)
Adama = Elvis Costello (this makes sense, too)
Helo = The Bartender (this also makes sense, he almost gets off with at least three different women)
Boomer = Stephie (sorry, honey, but you are kinda a whiny brat)
Caprica = Val (once she has her claws into a man, he can't get rid of her)
Cally = Cindy (sweet, cute, and above all, adorable)
Chief = Tom (Chief's a bit too old, but it mostly works)
D'Anna = Monica (this fits in more ways than one, ahahah)
Tory = Hilary (sorry, Tory, but that means you're macking on Lee)
200 Cigarillos "All of this has happened before"
Lucy Thrace - Brash, egotistical pilot, who sometimes paints. She throws herself into relationship after relationship rather than pine for Kevin--one of the few women not to have told Jack she loved him. She's also had Eric and been unimpressed. On the night of Kevin's birthday, she gives into the imp of the perverse and dares him to frak her.
Kevin Anders - Not just a pyramid player, her likes artists and flirts with women in power--his best friend things he's an idiot and frequently tells him so. On the night of his break-up with Ellie Roslin, he realises a cold hard fact: Lucy is right. He is a coward.
Billy the Cabbie of Love - He just wants everyone to feel the love, baby. From Kevin and Lucy to Ellie (whom he thinks is awesome), to Dee and Athena. 'Specially Dee, since she lights up his world somethin' fierce, sugar.
Dee - She's a party girl that doesn't want to get cursed or saddled with a man who's crap in bed. She's not all that interested in hulking raptor pilots with silver tongues and boring stories about engine parts.
Athena - Dee's best friend. She's almost desperate enough to keep her current man. Then she finds out the bad news: she's a Cylon and her boyfriend really can't find a clitoris with a diagram. Couple that with her best friend trying to steal her man, and it's a night to remember.
Eric Adama - Daddy issues. Confused. Believes that his flying prowess and painting skills make him the Gods' gift to women. Unfortunately, women keep dumping him with lame excuses.
Jack Baltar - A man who doesn't believe in love, though he enjoys women. Yet they keep confessing love to him. Until Cally's blackmail begins to make him reconsider his free and easy attitude. Then he meets Caprica, a girl he can't quite comprehend and he realizes he's met his match.
Ellie Roslin - She didn't want to be President, but it was thrust upon her and when she put her trust in an unreliable puramid player, she got burned. She's unaware that her aide, Tory, once had a fling with Kevin.
Elvis Adama - Eric's dad. He's given up trying to tell his son about women and is settling for being an Admiral and a pop star, churning out hit after hit. Quite a few women would like to find themselves in his bed, including D'Anna.
Helo the Bartender - Sure, being a raptor pilot isn't as glamorous as a viper, but he's determined to prove he's awesome, despite boring every girl he comes in contact with. He almost ends up having sex in a bathroom with Lucy.
Boomer - Cap's best friend. She's a neurotic basket-case, uncertain how to have fun. She doesn't hit it off well with the Chief, but her Cylon-ness might have something to do with it. She ends up unconscious (and dead) for a while after D'Anna's party.
Caprica - She's just a girl who wants a place to belong -- either as a human or a Cylon and she's going to trust in God. Especially when he brings her to Jack, God's Chosen One.
Cally (aka Babygirl Pretty in Pink) - Young and naive, she latches onto Jack, believing something special occurred between them when he saved her life. When that doesn't spark a reaction, she blackmails him until she meets the Chief, who would really like to love her for who she is.
The Chief - He's just a nice guy looking for a nice girl. First, he meets Capric and Boomer, neither of whom are exactly stable. Eventually, he meets Cally, and everything just makes so much more sense.
D'Anna - She just wants to throw a party and meet the Final Five (or God). She once dated Eric, but now she's siccing Tory on him in an effort to keep people around. After freaking the frak out, she gets boxed until the party's over, therefore missing her chance to meet Elvis.
Tory - Another party girl, she has a thing for artists (and the occasional sports star), and works as an assistant for Ellie. D'Anna is her cousin and she convinces Tory to come back to the Cylon by promising her Eric, an artist who paints abstract 'flowers'.