Action Figure Theatre: the there will be no sff tonight edition.

[lyssie]

When one receives a Sam Anders action figure, one is naturally inclined to abuse him...


"Uh. Hello..."
"Hiiii."
"Sam Carter. And for some reason, I want to kiss you."
"Ladies, this is very flattering, but I'm married even if she's dead, and Tory's my only grief-frak."


"Hands off my women, bitch."
"Hey! I'm trying not to--sorry, was that a breast?"
"Awww."
"C'mon, Replicarter, he's got nice arms."
"I'll, um, this is my gun. Really."
"You're not going anywhere, Mr. Anders."
"...help."


Sadly, for Sam, there is no Kara figure yet. And my Liz Weir figure, who might be inclined to save him, has not arrived (Daniel and Vala are off having kinky sex, apparently)

Mmm. Vala/Anders.

Ahem.

Also. I felt the need to photograph the porn I wrote at work, so you guys can see what I mean when I complain...

Comments

[cynthia-arrow.livejournal.com]

I highly approve of this kind of abuse. :)

[lizardbeth-j.livejournal.com]

ah, now I understand -- MY Anders and YOUR Weir are off together. That's where they are. With Helo.

[kali921.livejournal.com]

More Action Figure Theater! More!


Bravo, I say.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

Yep. It's a sandwich/bread shop, with really tasty, slightly more than fast-food quality food. And free Wifi. Hence, I've been there every day this week, since I can't get online at work. I can quit the internets anytime, honest.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

I should hope so. Now, if I could just get a correctly-sized Captain Jack Harkness figure... And if the Kara figure would drop before March. Sigh.

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

One Sam, one Liz and three Helos walked into a bar....

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

I am a-trying. If he weren't so tall, I'd have the Phoenix mack on him.

[lizardbeth-j.livejournal.com]

And then there was porn.

I mean, really, is any other ending even possible?

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

"You're a cylon, too?"
"I am?"

*porn*

[greycoupon.livejournal.com]

His arms are frightening me....

[lyssie.livejournal.com]

His arms are disturbingly huge. It's very sad.

[cujoy.livejournal.com]

That? Priceless :p