1. I still haven't decided if I want to read the Sequel of Super Eunuch. It looms at me from the dining room table. I half want to, just to say I beat the fucker (oh, wait. He doesn't fuck. That's the point).

2. I've been tempted! So sorely tempted! ....still tempted, really. I miss my mum.

3. Beetroot! Oh, Bob. You're such a dork.

4. *snickers* I miss the cranky bastard.

5. STILL SO HOT.