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SFF: Wednesday edition
Bones: HE IS SO DRUNK.
Bionic Woman: Improvement. But then, anything would be an improvement... Also, wow, can I see Eick's hands all over this show.
At the end of Bones, Booth is just drunk enough to have most of his defences down, but he still remembers he is not supposed to kiss Brennan. Nope. Not at all.
IN THE BEGINNING HE HUGS HER.
Right. All of that silly shippiness aside...
I still heart Angela/Hodgins. Especially because his hormones took over, and she wasn't worried at all--and then his hormones went away because FBIchick almost destroyed evidence! Mwahahahahah.
As always, nice mirroring of the two plots, there. *applauds*
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BW.
Much improved from last week, although there's still stupid shit and clunky dialog out the whazooo. If Jamie starts doing voiceovers, Painkiller Jane will be calling. Especially after the "join our team" shit, which mirrors PKJ quite a bit (although Jamie didn't die on them, of course). They even have a resident Techie Geek. Sadly, he's not as awesome as Riley. In fact, Riley would pound this guy into the ground without breaking a sweat, then hack Jamie's nanobots.
Riley would totally leave Sarah for Jane and then there'd be porn.
Er...
Andre is much more interesting than Miguel F. A lot less obnoxious, too. Same goes for Obvious Plant Man in the form of Isaiah W. About the only one from their team I find the least bit interesting (apart from Wolf Metaphor Man, but only when he's nekkid and sexing up Sarah) is Faith from Third Watch. Maybe they can kill the rest, and just bring her in?
Loved Jamie breaking the one guy's rib. *snickers*
I missed the middle of this, but as predicted, they went to the Cover-Up town and *yawn* there was gas of some sort. Even more yawn-worthy was Isaiah's hard-ass act where he tortured some guy for Info. I read this issue of Painkiller Jane, guys. It had Jane and Ajira having sex in it. It was a lot better.
Little Sister makes a good plot device. She's only annoying when they need Jamie to be emo. Also, if Dr. Dead Boyfriend was choosing Jamie because she wasn't his daddy's choice for him, how come he's got the dossier? Oh, wait. Let me guess. He's been stalking her since whenever. *groan*
Oh, BW, you can't do conspiracy stuff for shit. Give it up, the X-Files was far better at it. Even Mulder on a fucking cross, hallucinating the future where he married Agent Bimbo was far better than this.
However. Honestly, the best part was naked Sarah. Now, if we could just have naked Sarah and naked Jamie...
sigh. Because, unfortunately, Katee really is the only one who Michelle has any sort of sparky chemistry with.
eta: Also, for a show that's supposed to be all GirlPower, the girls get rescued a lot by MEN.
Bionic Woman: Improvement. But then, anything would be an improvement... Also, wow, can I see Eick's hands all over this show.
At the end of Bones, Booth is just drunk enough to have most of his defences down, but he still remembers he is not supposed to kiss Brennan. Nope. Not at all.
IN THE BEGINNING HE HUGS HER.
Right. All of that silly shippiness aside...
I still heart Angela/Hodgins. Especially because his hormones took over, and she wasn't worried at all--and then his hormones went away because FBIchick almost destroyed evidence! Mwahahahahah.
As always, nice mirroring of the two plots, there. *applauds*
-=-=-
BW.
Much improved from last week, although there's still stupid shit and clunky dialog out the whazooo. If Jamie starts doing voiceovers, Painkiller Jane will be calling. Especially after the "join our team" shit, which mirrors PKJ quite a bit (although Jamie didn't die on them, of course). They even have a resident Techie Geek. Sadly, he's not as awesome as Riley. In fact, Riley would pound this guy into the ground without breaking a sweat, then hack Jamie's nanobots.
Riley would totally leave Sarah for Jane and then there'd be porn.
Er...
Andre is much more interesting than Miguel F. A lot less obnoxious, too. Same goes for Obvious Plant Man in the form of Isaiah W. About the only one from their team I find the least bit interesting (apart from Wolf Metaphor Man, but only when he's nekkid and sexing up Sarah) is Faith from Third Watch. Maybe they can kill the rest, and just bring her in?
Loved Jamie breaking the one guy's rib. *snickers*
I missed the middle of this, but as predicted, they went to the Cover-Up town and *yawn* there was gas of some sort. Even more yawn-worthy was Isaiah's hard-ass act where he tortured some guy for Info. I read this issue of Painkiller Jane, guys. It had Jane and Ajira having sex in it. It was a lot better.
Little Sister makes a good plot device. She's only annoying when they need Jamie to be emo. Also, if Dr. Dead Boyfriend was choosing Jamie because she wasn't his daddy's choice for him, how come he's got the dossier? Oh, wait. Let me guess. He's been stalking her since whenever. *groan*
Oh, BW, you can't do conspiracy stuff for shit. Give it up, the X-Files was far better at it. Even Mulder on a fucking cross, hallucinating the future where he married Agent Bimbo was far better than this.
However. Honestly, the best part was naked Sarah. Now, if we could just have naked Sarah and naked Jamie...
sigh. Because, unfortunately, Katee really is the only one who Michelle has any sort of sparky chemistry with.
eta: Also, for a show that's supposed to be all GirlPower, the girls get rescued a lot by MEN.