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*cranky letter*
Dear Nancy.
It is NOT MY JOB to make you look good. In fact, it's not my job to do yours at all, or help you figure things out. THAT is your job, you incompetent, pathetic fucking bitch. You are an idiot who needs to be hit with a board to see if maybe that will make your brain grow. I highly doubt it, sinnce you've been there a month, and you still DO NOT GET how to do your job.
A month. Seriously. I knew mine in less than a fucking week, and mine is five times more complicated than yours, you moron.
Surprisingly, Nancy, it IS my job to print out remits and put them in your basket. When I, in fact, know that I have, it's your job to file them properly instead of tossing them in the trash (or misfiling them, which is common, you incompetent fuck).
This is not just simply that Diane (fuck, girl, you should never have left) was more competent than you, it's that she managed her time better and KNEW HER JOB.
Which you don't. At all.
Please, please, PLEASE get fired soon.
Hey, guys, if I commit murder, will you alibi me?
It is NOT MY JOB to make you look good. In fact, it's not my job to do yours at all, or help you figure things out. THAT is your job, you incompetent, pathetic fucking bitch. You are an idiot who needs to be hit with a board to see if maybe that will make your brain grow. I highly doubt it, sinnce you've been there a month, and you still DO NOT GET how to do your job.
A month. Seriously. I knew mine in less than a fucking week, and mine is five times more complicated than yours, you moron.
Surprisingly, Nancy, it IS my job to print out remits and put them in your basket. When I, in fact, know that I have, it's your job to file them properly instead of tossing them in the trash (or misfiling them, which is common, you incompetent fuck).
This is not just simply that Diane (fuck, girl, you should never have left) was more competent than you, it's that she managed her time better and KNEW HER JOB.
Which you don't. At all.
Please, please, PLEASE get fired soon.
Hey, guys, if I commit murder, will you alibi me?
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*waves bottle of tequila*
Want some?
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Let me look in the almanac and see what phase the moon's in that night.
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And away we go!
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And we made a cake afterwards.Obviously.
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