lyssie: (Meggan is awesome)
lyssie ([personal profile] lyssie) wrote2007-05-04 06:51 pm

Criminal Intent vs. Bones

They keep doing similar storylines.

And I like both shows. But.

Criminal Intent is like the hooker you pick up off the strip, have a quickie with, then pay thirty bucks.

Bones is like the romantic date that includes good food, great music, and ten hours of tantric sex afterwards.

Both are fun, but Bones... hits the spot far far more. Especially this season.

[identity profile] pataka02.livejournal.com 2007-05-05 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
Heh... I think Bones is like the good friend that you have, and then you get drunk, and realize hey, that friend is REALLY cute. And then you decide to make out with them, only to realize that they're a good kisser, and the next day it's slightly awkward but still kind of awesome, so you decide to keep going out and it's all comfortable and warm and you start to feel gooey feelings for them.

I don't watch Criminal Intent, but I would say Painkiller Jane is that hot one night stand that you didn't realize you needed, but is all sorts of satisfying the day after, and makes you feel good, even though you know there's no deep love potential or anything. It's just for fun.

[identity profile] dlly.livejournal.com 2007-05-05 04:58 pm (UTC)(link)
So if Bones comes out with a book on dating, I had better snap that thing up faster than a 16th century silver soppn?

Gotcha.

DL, Hey, I'll read anything that claims to help!

[identity profile] dingoaction.livejournal.com 2007-05-06 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
and ten hours of tantric sex afterwards

heh. That just cracks me up. Not that I don't agree, I just wouldn't have thought to put it that way. in addition to not actually watching CI

[identity profile] hyari.livejournal.com 2007-05-08 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
I agree! ARE THERE REALLY THAT FEW STORYLINES IN THE UNIVERSE? Um.
Even though I haven't been watching Bones this season. I already know it's prolly better. Bones has heart. CI PWNS MY HEART.

(My Sis keeps on urging me to watch Bones, etc. etc., "They really handle UST well" etc., etc., and stuff. I'm sure I will.)