lyssie: (Kenzi has a chainsaw)
So, I was boredly poking around the internet and I found A beginner's guide to fandom. So I read it. And came across the following question and the author's answer.

And then I saw red.
mostly for profanity )
lyssie: (Kara the bitch)
1. Did I miss a memo? I've been seeing a lot of Anders hate from the Kara/Lee fans. Are the Kara/Anders shippers supposed to hate Lee now? Maybe Jack's been zatting my memos...

2. My brain doesn't want to work.

3. I didn't get a Sam Anders for christmas. This makes me sad.

4. I did the New Years' resolution meme thingie, and it told me to be nicer to [livejournal.com profile] qwirky. Okie. That, I can do. I did it for Galactica!Carter, and it told her to find a new Starbuck. Huh. Sam really needs to get laid?

5. I miss Quin.
lyssie: (Billy pirate)
There wasn't enough boxing.
Is this thing on? )
lyssie: (PILOTS)
*points at icon*

Yup. I made that. I removed Lee and put Sam Carter in. Know what? That ship ain't NEVER gonna happen unless Amanda Tapping and Katee Sackhoff get photographed together.

However. I've now run across someone manipulating Lee's head onto Sam Anders' body.... And, I, just... WHAT? Kara/Lee icon makers and shippers? You have more images/caps/screengrabs than any other ship on the show combined. Please to not be stealing the one or two the rest of us get!
lyssie: (save a battery)
So. If Lee is the Scott Summers of BSG, you want to make Dee Jean. Except she isn't. No one is Jean, really, except Roslin. Which means Corsair is chasing Jean. Which kind of makes you go o.O. (Because Dad is Corsair. Hello, SPACE PIRATE. Dad is NOT Chuckles. Baltar is Chuckles, if anyone is--head!Six is his Jean Grey?)

But, if we approach this from another side...

Billy is the James Proudstar of BSG (this explains A.j.'s love for him, because A.j. has a type--so do I, of course). Which kind of makes Dee Terry. Which makes Lee Deadpool?

Or, bringing this a little closer to the core X-Book, Billy is the Piotr Rasputin of BSG, Dee is Kitty. And Lee is Pete Wisdom--because in this instance, Dad is Alisatire Stuart. And Mom is Alysdane (which, well, yeah. Except for the being military part. And not being quite so tall).

All of which kind of makes me want to write Kitty/Scott.
lyssie: (anders lick here)
1. I am a red-redhead again. It is, er, slightly brighter than I'd thought, but oh well. It is pretty. I have also purchased sweaters that are not scratchy, ugly, or with stupid and ugly scooped-necks.

2. If Sam ever calls Kara 'baby' and doesn't get smacked for it (in canon), I will be sad. Someone write me that fic, pls.

3. Kara/Anders songfic. On ff'net. People. Songfic is just a BAD IDEA, M'kay? Not to mention. Kara Thrace and Sam Anders? NOT REALLY THE LOVEYDOVEY SONGFIC TYPE. My own joking about writing some aside. (on a tangent, I would like to note that fighting mocking pyramid snarking everything is foreplay for Sam and Kara. BOTH sets.)

4. Sam Anders also does not have his character in the listings at the Pit. Damnit, people, HOW AM I SUPPOSED to list Kara/Anders fic if he's NOT THERE?

4b. Not to mention, why is there no 'fluffy porn' option there? I always have to check 'romance', since it ain't 'gen'.

4c. On that note, I would like to apologize to anyone who has me on author alert. There's another 30 fics to put up.

5. I am currently juggling two fics. A. Pirate AU now has BACKSTORY. and complexity. DAMNIT. (you can all blame [livejournal.com profile] livilla, [livejournal.com profile] twilight_mash and, AS ALWAYS, [livejournal.com profile] familyarchives). B. Lantis fic. Because ma [livejournal.com profile] qwirky gave me a mental orgy, and then Shep was all drunkenly gropy. However, it has PLOT and is mostly gen. Yay. It may also be crossovery, and I have made my first Lantis Mary Sue, yays.

6. *uses newest icon* (Can I have one? Where's Sinister when we need clones?)
lyssie: (Sam Yes you're an idiot)
People weren't mocked enough the first go-round they were calling Sam Anders 'Blanders'.

PEOPLE. YOU'RE FUCKING IDIOTS AND SOUND LIKE YOU SHOULD BE SHOT.

Actually, if you were shot, I'm sure I'd be fine with that, as you'd stop breathing my air.

To my flist: if any of your friends say it in my sight, I'm going to mock them. You might wanna lock me from commenting in your journals. [livejournal.com profile] daisycm83 this means you.

ETA: For the record, since I wasn't particularly clear, [livejournal.com profile] daisycm83 likes Anders. It was someone who replied to a post of hers that set me off.

HAHAHAH.

Oct. 10th, 2006 07:12 pm
lyssie: (Scott Jean and groping)
Apparently, Scott Summers is soul-bonded to some chick, and people writing him disturbs her. Or something.

http://community.livejournal.com/fanficrants/3541170.html
http://community.livejournal.com/fanficrants/3544593.html
lyssie: (Jo Obsession)
Although, it is winding down. And I'm ignoring the side-discussion about whether RDA is old and fat. Also, this contains Teh List's reaction to the Cancellation of Doom.

And then they asked Jaka what he wanted... ok, not really, but... )

And let the letter-writing part the Seas of Szardos... )
lyssie: (RANT by kate98)
...wtf? First casting is a spoiler, and now CANCELLATION?

WHAT WORLD ARE YOU PEOPLE LIVING IN?

Do you even leave your fucking houses, or are you afraid that you might find out Rachel and Ross broke up on the side of a bus that goes by you?
lyssie: (My other hand is on her ass)
And, well, want to provide wank for your amusement... I refuse to go back and get the (slightly) wankier stuff when the TV Guide cover broke. 'cause, ugh, no.

But, the following is a (mostly) unexpurgated copy/paste of almost everything Teh List has had to say since '200' aired last night. I've tried to remove names, except for Jaka, 'cause he deserves all the random hate mail he gets.

Surprisingly, there is a little sanity. And also, at least eight people stuck their necks out and said they liked it.

this is long )

gah.

Aug. 12th, 2006 03:15 pm
lyssie: (Default)
You know what sucks? Getting a poster with Kara/Lee on it. Where the frak are my scissors, and pictures of Dee and Anders? (And Carter. I could have my ot3 on a poster. Hrm.)

ETA: Can we have mom and dad next time?

Also, there's a really hot Dualla/Lee image on the Jamie Bamber interview. It would make a LOVELY poster.

aheheheh.

Aug. 12th, 2006 01:17 am
lyssie: (Sam Yes you're an idiot)
It is bad for me to poke around icon communities. I tend to consider things like taking icons, not commenting, and then ALTERING THE BASES. 'Cause, y'know, non-texted icons aren't bases, and, OMG, gods forbid they get ALTERED. Pretentious fucks.
lyssie: (Kara supposed to care?)
But I'm bored.

Dear slash author,

I'm SO SAD you have to delve into the world of het. Oh, the horror.

Really. I feel for you. Writing those horrible vaginas, and having to remember that women have breasts.

Kisses,
Lys

Dear Muse,

wtf? Grace and Ten? Are you on crack? Because, srsly, wtf?

(this isn't to say I don't like Grace, as I prefer her to Rose, but, yeesh)

Why aren't you working on ideas for my Romanathon story, anyway?

No love, Lys

PS. NO MORE SMUT AT WORK. No, really. It will be a "Christian-oriented" workplace. smut = the devil's work.

wanky.

Aug. 9th, 2006 08:13 pm
lyssie: (Anders thinking base by Tim!)
I could be wrong, but I suspect that Kara/Sam Carter--despite being a niche--got the first actual community for BSG femslash on lj. Not to mention, some of the very first femslashy fic.

*stamps foot*

I'm also being happily wanky on the sam/jack lj comm. (srsly. did someone forget to give me my shots?) ETA: IS SPOILERY. Sorry.

Also. I need to figure out how my goal to get Kara laid by every member of Galactica is going...

hrm. So far, I've got: Helo, Lee, Boomer, Ellen Tigh, William Adama, Gaeta, Chief, D'Anna, Six, Saul Tigh (iirc), Dee, Billy and Sam Anders... hrm. Who next? (and who am I missing. I should go back through fic and make a list). And, of course, Sam Carter.

Note to self: write the damn Sue-Shaun fic

ALSO. Apparently the Sheppard/Weir and Sheppard/Teyla shippers are having a fight. Where is it, and do I need to bring popcorn?
lyssie: (Default)
The comm has been deluged again (though there have been a few valiant people fighting the tide), do something to remedy this.
lyssie: (Lee verizon)
The one good thing about Google's blogsearch is that, well, one can put in anything and get, well, anything. Like the following bit of fic...
because I am nice, contains vague spoilers for season two )
lyssie: (Roper facepalm)
(Wha? I wanted to see the wankfest. Also, Someone apparently asked Jaka to tell us all about the Sexiest Women on the show. These people are so brain-damaged).

Quoth the Jaka:
The sexiest and hottest woman on the show, to me, was a guest star
(please don't flame me, I'm not saying this to stir things up), Bobbie
Philips aka Kynthia in "Brief Candle". Amazing body, beautiful face
and who can forget those "clothes" she wore. But unfortunately she
became a rapist and she was an obstacle between S&J.


This is what passes for conversation there. And we sometimes wonder why S/J shippers are considered freaks.

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