lyssie: (Boomer and Caprica lost to time)
Disclaimer: Not mine. They're based on real people.
Fandom: BSG RPFS
Pairing: Grace Park/Katee Sackhoff/Tricia Helfer
Rating: R/NC17 (sex. language)
Genre: porn.
Length: 1200+
Written for The Femslash Today Porn Battle (which is now open for posting, hurrah) and the prompt RPFS, Grace Park/Katee Sackhoff/Tricia Helfer, mile-high club
Notes: Please beware of the run-on sentences. (I blame the heat)

Things Not Recommended at Commercial Airline Cruising Altitudes
by ALC Punk!
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lyssie: (Ellen Tigh is gleeful)
Disclaimer: not mine
Pairing: Sonja/Lee Adama
Set: post-series.
Length: 570 words (I was aiming for brevity, but still managed to go longish)
Rating: R, sex.
Notes: for the 12Colonies challenge (prompt: 'debate')

Mud and Sky
by ALC Punk!
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lyssie: (Meggan is awesome)
1. I listened to episode five of Eureka season four today. It has a really lovely scene with Henry and Grace, that, um. It was pretty much a PG scene, but I swear I was blushing. WHAT THOSE TWO DO WITH THEIR VOICES. *coughs*

2. Porn Battle is open for business and smuttyness. The dreamwidth side is for longer stuff. Which is where I answered my own prompt last night Different is Good, Eureka, Grace/Henry Deacon, for the first time

I have the vague urge for Dee/Lee and Evie/Rick. We shall see if my brain manages to wake up s'more.

And I stop writing everyone as British.
lyssie: (Kara Sam WHAT IS THIS)
disclaimer: not mine
pairing: Leoben/Kara/Sam, for the prompt: seeing the patterns
rating: R/NC17, it is mostly sex and sweat, and it's kinda grudgy sex with a slight bit of kink thrown in.
length: 1700
set: er, in the Demetrius arc. You know the bit Sam comes stomping in?
notes: for the [livejournal.com profile] bsg_pornbattle, as always, I fail at comment-sized fic.

still haven't found what I'm looking for
by ALC Punk!
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lyssie: (Dee says stfu bitch)
Disclaimer: not mine.
Rating: R, sex, language
Length: 2000+
Warnings: er, sex, a bit of domination (srsly, I had no idea Dee could be this kinky, and it's mostly vanilla!), orgasm denial
Pairing: Anastasia Dualla/Leland Adama
Set: sometime during the Lost Year.
Notes: I have this suspicion that part of this was written as a response to the whole "women with confident sexualities are eeeevil" stuff that's floating around Who fandom at the moment? But, um, it's also because of the Femslash Kink Meme (though, yes, this is het). And because I've not written any Dee/Lee in far too long.

Summary: Sometimes, Dee likes being the one in charge. So does Lee.

A Matter of Rank
by ALC Punk!
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lyssie: (kara anders porn happens)
Supernatural, Jo/Dean (porn battle)

In other news, it was v cold this evening. And this morning. And I should sleep.
lyssie: (Callandra Tyrol pwns everyone)
Disclaimer: not mine.
rating: NC17, warnings: porn
length: 2000+
pairing: Cally Henderson-Tyrol/Tory Foster
set: during Ties That Bind
notes: This is for the [livejournal.com profile] bsg_pornbattle, off the prompt 'stuck in a moment'. It is about three times as long as I'd expected it to be.

Maybe it's Curiosity
by ALC Punk!
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lyssie: (Parker Sophie let's jump)
disclaimer: not mine.
fandoms: Star Trek: the Next Generation/Battlestar Galactica
genre: femslash, pwp
rating: R/NC17
pairing: Beverly Crusher/Laura Roslin
length: 1000 +
notes: This is for the BSG Porn Battle, but ran long. Sigh.

they do it in the dark
by ALC Punk!
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lyssie: (kara anders porn happens)
And one fic, amusingly enough (rpf, though)
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lyssie: (kara anders porn happens)
disclaimer: not mine
rating: R, seeeex
genre: AU
length: 1500+
pairing: Kara Thrace/Sam Anders
prompt: Kara/Sam, Wild West AU
notes: written for the [livejournal.com profile] bsg_pornbattle, this is a future moment in the same AU as Boots on the Floor and Brick Dust and Bells

Belly Up
by ALC Punk!
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lyssie: (Kara Plays well... by timjr)
disclaimer: not mine
rating: R, seeeex, a little violence
length: 2000+
pairing: Kara Thrace/Leoben Conoy
set: around Precipice, season three
prompt: Kara/Leoben, hand in hand
notes: written for [livejournal.com profile] bsg_pornbattle and about three times as long as I'd expected.

The Way You Like it
by ALC Punk!
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lyssie: (Sikozu going mad)
I had the oddest goddamn dream. About Cylons and, er, spoilery crap for 4...11? The first episode of this half-season.

There is also porn here. Sort of.
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*goes back to bed*
lyssie: (kara anders porn happens)
dear [livejournal.com profile] aj, you suck. I did steal your #5, though.
length:800+
rating: r/nc17, porn, language
pairing: Pepper/Tony
fandom: Iron Man movie-verse
notes: I don't even like this pairing, but, as always, I had this sudden mental whammy. Bleh.
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lyssie: (kara anders porn happens)
disclaimer: so not mine. except that they should be, because I'd give them lots of orgasms.
pairings: OT4: Kara Thrace/Sam Anders/Sharon Agathon/Karl Agathon
set: season four spec. Some of you might remember the first part of this little series...
length: 3700
rating: ...you have to ask? NC17. Sex, sex, het, femslash, language. No violence.
notes: for [livejournal.com profile] sabaceanbabe, who wanted strip triad and hotness. um. for the record, I had the hardest time writing this, because, damn were the mental images pornographic and impossible to translate fully. Gratuitous Sparky use. No OT5, though. (too many damned hands)

if I strip for you will you strip for me
by ALC Punk!
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lyssie: (kara anders porn happens)
disclaimer: So very much not mine.
Spoilers: season three, and there's speculation for something that is supposedly occuring in season four.
Pairings: Sharon Agathon/Karl Agathon, Kara Thrace/Sam Anders, Kara/Sharon/Sam/Karl
Rating: I'm'a go with NC17, here. Porn, porn, swearing, and porn. het, boyslash, girlslash
Length: 6,000 words
Notes: *shakes fist* I was supposed to be working on something else, but this wouldn't go away. Bah. Possibly very ooc. I don't know anymore.

these walls will never see me just to save me
by ALC Punk!

'Come to your senses
Wager a risk'
- Kittie 'Safe'
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lyssie: (kara anders porn happens)
Disclaimer: Man. So not mine. But if they were? They'd get laid way more often.
Length: ten inches 3,000 words.
Warnings/Rating: R/NC17. Het. Boyslashy. Porn. Language.
Set: Post-Crossroads. Probably. So, y'know, SPOILERS FOR CROSSROADS.
Trio: Kara Thrace/Sam Anders/Leoben Conoy. Yes, you did read that right.
Notes: I BLAME [livejournal.com profile] lizardbeth_j and [livejournal.com profile] meresy. YOU TWO SUCK. I was going to work on Lizzie the Cylon, BUT NO. INSTEAD, I WRITE PORN. Er, hopefully, I didn't miss any mistakes. Because my soul needs a shower and I'm going to bed.

Assistance
by ALC Punk!
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lyssie: (kara anders porn happens)
Disclaimer: not mine.
Rating: R/NC17/whatever. Porn.
Pairing: Kara Thrace/Sam Anders
Spoilers: all of season three of BSG.
Length: 2,500+
Notes: this is spun off random things, but mainly the 'promise' prompt at the porn battle (since, as predicted, no one else has written Kara/Anders there). It is, however, way longer than will fit in a comment, and actually has a sequel already written. Sigh. Much thanks to [livejournal.com profile] lucyparavel for the once-over beta duties.

Earthbound Vagabonds
by ALC Punk
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lyssie: (Sam Hussy)
Disclaimer: not mine.
Pairing: Sam Carter/Evan Lorne (his name is Evan, right? I haven't halucinated that?)
Set/Spoilers: Episode insert for "The Road Not Taken" (season 10)
Rating: R? NC17? I don't know, there's porn in there. You tell me.
Notes: This would be why there is no SFF review yet.

Days Come and Go
by ALC Punk!
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lyssie: (PIRATES)
Disclaimer: not mine.
Rating: 18+, NC17, Adult. Porn.
Pairing: Dee/Kara/Anders, with references to Dee/Lee, Kara/Lee.
Genre: PWP.
Set: Disturbingly, after 'Taking a Break...', season 3.
Spoilers: Guess. Pikachu is pregnant with Bob's lovechild.
Length: 1,000+
Notes: I've been trying to finish this for bloody days. Think it's done. Oh, dear GOD, the title took me more time than it should have.

Sweeter Than Wine
by ALC Punk!
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lyssie: (Jean Barolay yes pls)
Disclaimer: not mine.
Rating: 18+ Porn.
Pairing: Brennan/Booth.
Set: Anytime, no spoilers.
For the porn battle, Prompt: Bones, Brennan/Booth, dirt

Imprinted
by ALC Punk!
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ETA: There is really awesome Angela/Hogins here at the porn battle

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