lyssie: (Cadman is more awesome than you. Deal.)
Not many of you may know this anymore (ok, if you've made it down to the bottom of my ff'net account, maybe), but I started out in Buffy and comics fandom (with a side of Who, though I never did much writing there). Technically, I started out writing a Buffy/Excalibur crossover that has such painfully bad parts it has never been posted or finished, even if the sequel bit with Willow stuck in Limbo with the Soul Sword has been as there was this truly horrific crossover posted on the Buffyfic archive (yes, the big one that no longer exists, iirc) where Wolverine showed up and it was utterly atrocious in characterization and the Scoobies were all anti-Mutant Nazis.

Well. Dude. I knew I could do better than that.

matching slaying outfits ftl, though

Which is a very long-winded way of getting to my point. I was poking through old files, and opened some stuff at random, and--it's very annoying to read stuff that I know had a point, once. Like, there's one fic that isn't bad, but the opening makes no sense and I know it did at one point, but not anymore. It's frustrating. Sigh.

But I did unearth this, which is short and pointless, but was something I wanted to see in season two Angel (pls note, I loved girls back then, too). Faith meeting Holtz.
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Sigh. I miss writing Faith.

*makes new tag*
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1. [ profile] hecatesknickers is demanding prompts and hosting the hiatus-kicking Oh No! Sam Anders Has Lost His Clothes-a-thon. Which netted me random Kara/Sam:
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2. [ profile] pataka02 was saying that in Faith, Kara could have totally distracted Sam with...nefarious means. This isn't quite as, ah, explicit or distracty as I'd meant it to be.
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3. Helo, on Sam Anders, spoilers for Faith.
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4. Kara/Leoben, Road Less Traveled spoilers
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lyssie: (Roper facepalm)
SO. SO, I'm brushing my teeth, and my brain goes, "Ha ha ha. What if Taren Capel was the Cylon God?"

dear brain, I HATE YOU.

(don't know how long, untitled) (NOW I really am going to bed. SWEAR TO GOD)
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lyssie: (Ziva)
Disclaimer: not mine
fandom: NCIS
characters: Ziva, Abby
rating: PG, language, mentioned violence
set: insert for 'recoil', set the morning after (timeline on the ep's a bit hazy in my brain, and I think this is where it fits best)
notes: I knew the episode would make me write fic, I just didn't know what. ps, I do not care if the title isn't a real word.
summary: Ziva is still taking it one moment at a time.

by ALC Punk!
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lyssie: (Kara Anders Sexin' up the universe)
Disclaimer: not mine. Well, mostly not. My versions tend to differ from canon.
Characters: Kara Thrace, Cally Tyrol, Anastasia Dualla, Sharon Valerii, a few others.
Pairings: Kara Thrace/Sam Anders, Cally/Galen, Athena/Helo, Roslin/Adama, Sharon Valerii/Cavil. (the latter two are mostly implied)
Genre: gen, het, action, AU
Set: Post Ties That Bind (4.03), though the end of that episode is... different.
Spoilers: Only through TTB iirc.
Rating: PG13, language, violence
Length: 4600+
Notes: A large portion of this was actually written last night after I tried to go to bed. The rest, the filling in the blanks and setting things up part, was written at work today. I think it all hangs together, but my brain is my brain and no one else lives in it. Some of this probably came out of a desire to write more fic for the 'Because We are Awesome' drabble-a-thon.

Summary: Sometimes, you just need a little vacation, some C4 and a Cylon basestar to knock over.

Girls Just Want to Have Fun
by ALC Punk!
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lyssie: (six)
disclaimer: not mine
fandom: Man on Fire (does this film even have a fandom?)
character: Pita, her mother
set: covering part of the movie, then the future
length: 1300
rating: R, adult situations, suggested child prostitution, violence, drugs
notes: It's not my fault that I caught the tail end (the Criminal Intent episode opposite was utter shit), and even though I then watched Bones, I got hit with Man on Fire fic instead. *shrugs* My brain works in strange ways. Title from the Soundgarden song which is partially what caused the words to explode in my head. Sigh.

blow up the outside world
by ALC Punk!
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lyssie: (Kara Anders gonna hurt)
disclaimer: not mine. they might be a bit off from canon, though.
set: 4.4 (escape velocity)
pairing: Kara Thrace/Sam Anders
genre: fluff, angst, missing scene
length: 1700+ - rating: pg13, language (I can't help it)
notes: I wanted fluff. I got this instead. [ profile] cynthia_arrow you are not off the hook yet. Title from the entirely angstily appropriate 'The Only Thing' by Stabbing Westward

the air I breathe
by ALC Punk!
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lyssie: (Kara Anders gonna hurt)
disclaimer: not mine (though my versions aren't exactly canon)
rating: PG/13, language, reference to adult situations
set: in the middle of 4.2 (or 4.4 if you count Razor as 1 and 2)
Pairing: Kara Thrace/Sam Anders
Genre: fluff.
Notes: sleepy now. *goes to bed*

before morning comes
by ALC Punk!
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lyssie: (Kara Anders Peace)
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Rating: er, R? sex, language, adult situations
Paring: Kara Thrace/Sam Anders, ref: Kara/Leoben, Kara/Lee
Length: 3000+
Notes: Future spec fic, caused by reading this little booklet on Stonehenge. Yeah, I don't know, either. Consider it full of spoilers.

by ALC Punk!
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lyssie: (kara anders porn happens)
disclaimer: So very much not mine.
Spoilers: season three, and there's speculation for something that is supposedly occuring in season four.
Pairings: Sharon Agathon/Karl Agathon, Kara Thrace/Sam Anders, Kara/Sharon/Sam/Karl
Rating: I'm'a go with NC17, here. Porn, porn, swearing, and porn. het, boyslash, girlslash
Length: 6,000 words
Notes: *shakes fist* I was supposed to be working on something else, but this wouldn't go away. Bah. Possibly very ooc. I don't know anymore.

these walls will never see me just to save me
by ALC Punk!

'Come to your senses
Wager a risk'
- Kittie 'Safe'
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lyssie: (Kara Anders gonna hurt)
disclaimer: not mine
rating: R, adult themes, sexual situations, language
length: 4400
pairing: Kara Thrace/Sam Anders, Kara/Randon Marine, ref: Kara/Lee
set: post-Measure of Salvation, pre-Unfinished Business
notes: Hey, [ profile] prolix_allie this is, y'know, that one fic I mentioned. Sigh. If they can do it, I can do it, too, dammit. (note to self: don't forget quiche)

Until We See This Eye to Eye
by ALC Punk!
Kara deals with the reality of an absent husband )
lyssie: (Default)
disclaimer: not mine.
genre: Earth! crackfic.
pairing: Kara Thrace/Sam Anders
rating: ...PG
notes: not the fic I was bitching about as I've lost the end. sigh.

So, a long time ago, in a post very filled with wank, [ profile] hya asked me to write fic where Anders bought Kara a house. This, is that fic.

Isn't on the Label
by ALC Punk!
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lyssie: (kara anders porn happens)
Disclaimer: Man. So not mine. But if they were? They'd get laid way more often.
Length: ten inches 3,000 words.
Warnings/Rating: R/NC17. Het. Boyslashy. Porn. Language.
Set: Post-Crossroads. Probably. So, y'know, SPOILERS FOR CROSSROADS.
Trio: Kara Thrace/Sam Anders/Leoben Conoy. Yes, you did read that right.
Notes: I BLAME [ profile] lizardbeth_j and [ profile] meresy. YOU TWO SUCK. I was going to work on Lizzie the Cylon, BUT NO. INSTEAD, I WRITE PORN. Er, hopefully, I didn't miss any mistakes. Because my soul needs a shower and I'm going to bed.

by ALC Punk!
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lyssie: (Sam Jack hot)
Man. I don't know how long it's been since I wrote Sam/Jack.

Disclaimer: Not mine.
Pairing: Sam Carter/Jack O'Neill
Fandom: Stargate: SG-1
Set: season seven, prior to Grace.
Rating: R, sex, language, adult situations
Notes: ok. God. First, this was started something like four years ago. Parts of the dialog were cadged from one of the following: [ profile] aj, [ profile] karma_aster or [ profile] alryssa. Or even all three. It took way too long to finish--I had the first half, and the ending scene, and everything in-between needed to be written.

Dedication: To [ profile] surreallis on the occasion of her (late now) birthday.

Accidents Will Happen
by ALC Punk!
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lyssie: (Gwen with a gun)
Disclaimer: not mine.
Length: 1000+
Character: Kendra
Notes: No clue where this came from. Spoilers, obviously, and I'm late for work. Possibly, season eight is to blame.

by ALC Punk!
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lyssie: (Helo)
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Pairing: Karl Agathon/Sam Anders, with Sharon Agathon/Karl Agathon, and referencing Kara Thrace/Sam Anders (and Kara/Helo, too, iirc)
Rating: R/18+ Warnings: sex, adult situations, innendo, language
Length: 2100+
Set: A day or two after Collaborators, in season three. Vague spoilers, etc.
Written for [ profile] alizarin_nyc, for the Second Annual Helo Shagathon
Notes: I can't speak for everyone else, but I would like to note that getting Helo to have sex with anyone NOT Sharon was far more difficult than I'd ever anticipated. This was my fourth attempt at both my prompts. My apologies for not posting this earlier, but my roommate and I went out to get comics and got lost in the blizzard (or at least, New Berlin).

Glass Half-Full
by ALC Punk!
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lyssie: (Anders Days so far from home)
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Pairing (referenced): Kara Anders/Sam Thrace, Sharon/Helo
Characters: Sam Anders, Jean Barolay
Rating: PG, Length: 1100+
Set: post The Farm, no spoilers beyond that.
Notes: Notebook fic, of course. Hah. Added to and such. Title is from the Moby song of the same name.

One of These Mornings
by ALC Punk!
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lyssie: (Kara Plays well... by timjr)
Disclaimer: Not mine.
Fandoms: Battlestar Galactica, Bones, Angel: the Series, Torchwood, Stargate: Atlantis, Fantastic Four (movieverse).
Spoilers: BSG - season three, season four spec; Bones - none?; Angel - none?; Torchwood - none?; SG:A - season four casting, with certain modifications; FF - none.
Pairing: Kara Thrace/Sam Anders.
Genre: humor, action, angst, gen
Rating: Mostly PG, with some language and a little violence.
Length: 4400+
Notes: This was written over several weeks, from a framework of Character, Setting, List of Five people, List of five prompts. This netted me: Kara; Five Punches; Booth, Faith, Gwen, Sam and John; falling, gun, crush, forever and flying. Faith - gun changed into Gunn - faith, for some reason, and I'm hoping I did good by him (I even watched some season two stuff to make sure I wasn't remembering him entirely wrong). And Sam - forever was inspired by [ profile] cujoy and [ profile] prolix_allie (and sorta peripherally has a punch, oops).

Five Punches Kara Thrace Doesn't Regret
by ALC Punk!
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lyssie: (Gwen with a gun)
Disclaimer: not mine.
length: 3000 words
Rating: PG13/R, violence, language, death
Fandoms: Torchwood, Resident Evil, Marvel's Excalibur/Pete Wisdom stuff (in a tiny little cameo at the very end).
Pairings: Everyone/Everyone.
Set: I haven't actually seen any of season two Torchwood yet, but I know a specific spoiler, which is in here. As for RE, probably not long after the second movie.
Notes: Half of this was written at work quite a while before, mostly because Jill Valentine/Jack Harkness was a hot idea. They're not really the focus of this, though.

In the Cold Dim Light
by ALC Punk!
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lyssie: (kara anders porn happens)
Disclaimer: not mine.
Rating: R, sex, language
Pairing: Kara Thrace/Sam Anders
set: New Caprica year
Notes: This was written for the porn battle, and a shorter bit excised. I expanded slightly, and am now posting the full bit here. It was written while I was at lunch at Panera, and I was complaining at GreyCoupon, poor thing.

Snowflakes on Eyelashes
by ALC Punk!
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